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New Rules for Car Construction

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Skye Nott
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New Rules for Car Construction
January 10, 2006 04:07PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The following rule changes are to come into effect immediately, anyone not complying with these very important and very well thought out rules will have their car rejected at scrutineering, unless they are someone's brother's cousin.

Article 1:

All cars must be equipped with a 3 point owl holder, painted in Home Depot Matte Black #1029.



Article 25345/XJ.b1:

Hamsters may only be fed unleaded or MTBE-free grain.



Spare hamsters must be carried in an approved trailer, separated from the passenger compartment.



Article 6+100.2:

External fuel filler ports are no longer allowed. We all remember the tragedy at the last rally during the giant amourous insect attack.



Article sqrt(-1):

A new rally class for horizontally aligned 2 wheel vehicles will be added. Please note rally lights are required on your Segway for safety. During trials last year, suprisingly these still beat some Subaru drivers.



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Re: New Rules for Car Construction
January 10, 2006 07:05PM
I object !!!!

The Owl does not have a restrictor, we need provisions for Owl Restrictors.

The hamster has All Feet Traction installed in a Rear Wheel Drive. There has to be a rule violation here, somebody call Mike Hurst, he'll come up with another brilliant idea.

The caravan behind that red car is leaning to left too much which may effect the areodynamics kinda like why roof vents were not allowed in Production Cars for a long time. Besides the curtains don't match.

Fender flares on a Mini ??? What is this world coming to ??? We don't appreciate stuff like that in here mister.

The Segway has tyres that contain STBR, those can heat up and emmit fumes that are knon to the State Of California to cause cancer. Driver must wear a space suit and carry his oxygen.

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M.Samli
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Re: New Rules for Car Construction
January 11, 2006 01:55PM
Goodness sakes!! You have covered it all.

You know we really should elect a 'Board Hampster.'





JohnLane

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Overkill is consistently more fun
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Mustafa Samli
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Re: New Rules for Car Construction
January 11, 2006 02:27PM
John

This is like my umpteenth season in the US, I learned my lesson, checked out my logic at the door when I applied for a US Rally Licence, so I kinda became a clairvoyant of what stupid rules or regulations to come.

And I agree with you Overkillis consistently more fun.

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M.Samli
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