Know who your friends are, tee heee.

CommanderSalamander Wrote:
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> john vanlandingham Wrote:
> > you
> > didn't build the car (or answer "Why haven't
> YOU
> > figured out what all the problems the poor
> car has
> > been having are---with all you access to
> such
> > expertise),
>
> What problems? Eric won 2wd in every stage at
> RallyNY last month. I don't work on car only
> because its a thousand miles from here idiot.

Moron--
Poor Eric has had endless problems in all sorts of areas, we all know that, and he, being a far more mature person, is open and honest about those problems--it's gone on for more than a year..
The question wasn't only if you worked on it but why YOU haven't figured out and solved the problems it has had---since you are claiming that you know so much.
>
> > "What impresses me is what PEOPLE BUILD and
> what
> > they DO, and in this case DRIVE what they
> build,
> > and how much they LAUGH ABOUT THINGS."
>
> You keep talking about driving. Haven't seen you
> drive on the stages in eons. So why are you better
> than everyone else again?

Maybe, but haven't seen you driving EVER!!! much less EVER good enough to set top 5 national Stage times.

Never claimed to be, YOU claim that YOU are.

I at least have built AND driven things faster than you, cars which HAVE won National Chapionships when there was a bit more competition than one guy in a virtually stock VW Golf licking at your heels. Ha!!! Teee heee!!

You can't drive. And the reason is obvious.

Hanger-on.

Poseur!

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Sleezattle, WA, USA

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john vanlandingham Wrote:
> Hanger-on.

Has-been.

"Something Angry!"

Hummmmmmmmmmm.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/24/2006 04:17PM by sagsert.

Yeah, Mus, what is up with you know-it-all co-driver types?

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Self-righteous douche canoe

Hey I swing both ways (Shit that didn't sound right). I am a codriver first and a driver second so I should talk all the time and everybody else has to stfu.

Codrivers know best. DON'T Piss Off Your Codrivers !! It takes balls the size of Nebraska to read a book whilst the nuttjob behind the wheel is driving 100mph between trees, remember that codrivers have many opportunities to make a drivers life a living hell. They are like mother-in-laws, always telling you what to do.

Drivers know best too. Don't Piss Off Your Drivers !! Remember how easy they can bitch-slap you with the shrubberies. Keep in mind, most rolls happen on codrivers side. It is the codrivers job to make sure taht the driver is not brought to the point of rolling the car. Drivers spend more money and have to put up with more shit, because they own the car most of the times.

So here you have it.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

This guy is like the perfect service manager huh?

Fuck service managers.

They don't like to get input from codrivers.
They think drivers are moronic barbarians who are out there to destroy the cars.
They always want 10 more minutes.
They think they have the fuel calculation down, but they don't.
They give you Camels stuffed in Marlboro packs YOU HEAR THAT DIDIER FRANCOIS ???

Yet they are indispensable if you have the luxury of having them. Last time I had one I actually got along with was for 04 RIM, a real automotive engineer with organisation skills of a naval officer and 3 years experience running an ERC Fiat team. He didn't skip a beat when we brought in the car banged up, out of service we looked as good as when we started the rally. Here's one for you Rado.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

i'm talkin about like car dealership service manager. He's all office space style.

Watch it though guy !! I own a Swingline 747 in Rio Red.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

Are we going to get to watch you kids throw staplers and office furniture at each other?
I believe that this could not help but be more interesting to watch then JVL and The Salamander throw mud at each other.

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JohnLane

Volvo 260turbo AKA The Fire Breathing Monster
Overkill is consistently more fun

I just got new cubicle furniture. Right over there is my Adler-Royal 1123PD calculator. My stapler though is a Rapid from Isaberg Rapid AB from Sweden, but made in China. There is a Swingline though in my printer and mail room.

But, why do I remember the Camel in a Marlboro pack story. You must have told it to me at Laughlin when we were in the bar or something. Yeah I'm pretty sure so, because I recall you were smoking Camel Turkish Royals.

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Grant Hughes

What is this? We went from an amusing flame war to this routine of comparing sizes of staplers!!

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JohnLane

Volvo 260turbo AKA The Fire Breathing Monster
Overkill is consistently more fun

ADD John ADD we all have ADD.

Yes I do smoke Turkish Royals.

Now back to our scheduled programming; Mud Slinging 101. A Rallyanarchy.COM Production.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

isn't smoking turkish royals somewhat like smoking unfiltered luckys?