Road car advice?
Posted by Houdini91
Stinkfinger Lipschitz Professional Moderator Location: Uranus Join Date: 02/17/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 325 |
Just remember the car being worked on in the image is a Vulva 240something.  It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion. William Ralph Inge TANSTAAFL |
Andrew Steere Professional Moderator Location: South Central Nude Hamster Join Date: 12/29/2005 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 2,008 Rally Car: too rich for my blood, share a LeMons car |
You see, Kevvie was trying to install an anti-submarine belt to the front suspension, you can see the rage it incited in John. Andrew Steere Lyndeborough, NH KB1PJY |
John Vanlandingham Elite Moderator Location: Ford Asylum, Sleezattle, WA Join Date: 12/20/2005 Age: Fossilized Posts: 14,152 Rally Car: Saab 96 V4 |
Yeah but the caption is "First you gotta get his attention" From a joke my Grandpa used to tell from the depression in Arkansas. Joe Doakes was bust and had to sell his best mule, really his onli-est mule but that mule was the best in the county, plow up a storm it would, so Joe got his asking price, enough to get to California...and the good life. He told the guy down the road he'll work all day, but you have to ask him real nice like. And say purdy-please. Next day Homer is out in front of the house as Joe is packing the old truck and he's pissed. He's stomping his foot and saying his sold a dud mule, it won't do a gawddam thing.. Doakes asks "well didya ask him nice?' Yep! Didya say purdy-please? Yep and I was embarrassed doing it.... "Show me whatcher did..." Well I ambled over and lifted his ear and whisper all sweet-um "Please Mr Mule can we git to plowin? " like this.... Doakes says "OH I see the problem, and grabs a 2x4 and wails the mule upside the haid hard as he can...." Homer is shocked and blurts out "But din't ya say you gotta ask him nicely?" Yep. But first you gotta get his attention. Click below <object width="640" height="360"><param name="movie" value=" ?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src= John Vanlandingham Sleezattle, WA, USA Vive le Prole-le-ralliat www.rallyrace.net/jvab CALL +1 206 431-9696 Remember! Pacific Standard Time is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time. |
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