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Re: Got them E30 problems
March 30, 2013 01:50PM
I was gonna spew some diatribe, but I'm on my phone. Maybe tonight after I lap some valves on the LeMons car cylinder head. And have a couple beers. smileys with beer



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Re: Got them E30 problems
March 30, 2013 01:52PM
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I was gonna spew some diatribe, but I'm on my phone. Maybe tonight after I lap some valves on the LeMons car cylinder head. And have a couple beers. smileys with beer

About what?



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Re: Got them E30 problems
March 30, 2013 02:36PM
In three words: Cars are junk. But more nuanced than that. smiling smiley



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Re: Got them E30 problems
March 30, 2013 03:19PM
Yo Tyler, found these lyrics for ya in a JAY-Z track remixed by the Bavarian Maggot Wagon haterz.

"If you're having car problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch of an E30 ain't one."

And if it's any consolation I am suffering too. But not at the hands of the Germans, no, my issue is with a certain Mr Suzuki and his crack smoking engine designers.
Lucky for me I found that same JAY-Z track remixed by the Japanese Popstars.

"If you're having bike problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a badly designed powervalve system that lets the powervalves fall into the cylinder only to be hit by the piston and destroy the engine ain't one."

I sense asking John on the merits of a cylinder redesign and returning to conventional piston porting may be in the offing.....



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Re: Got them E30 problems
March 31, 2013 10:56AM
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Do you work in a paint factory or something?

who? why?
Tyler is who, fumes is why...



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Re: Got them E30 problems
April 10, 2013 07:13PM
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Do you work in a paint factory or something?

who? why?
Tyler is who, fumes is why...

I like E30's. Suck it.

Also relevant:

19: Gangsta Rally.

Wut

Niggas flyin' out volcanoes and shit.



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Re: Got them E30 problems
April 10, 2013 07:53PM
Word.



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Re: Got them E30 problems
May 27, 2013 07:44AM
Yeah, so got the E30 running a few weeks ago. I took it out and then HELLA OMNI, BRO!

Cute blonde girl about my age drives it. Not sure how to think about that. At least she knew what an E30 is.



Pretty cheap way to add 50 HP.



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Re: Got them E30 problems
May 27, 2013 11:58AM
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Cute blonde girl about my age drives it.

Pics or it didn't happen.......



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Re: Got them E30 problems
May 27, 2013 12:55PM
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Cute blonde girl about my age drives it.

Pics or it didn't happen.......

Agreed. And there is NO CENSORSHIP here. No Puritans , Please...



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Re: Got them E30 problems
May 27, 2013 02:53PM
Hell Tyler, I was expectin' Mt. Vernon to erupt next, or sumtin'.......



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