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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
April 15, 2008 11:58PM
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> That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.


It is a famous, well knowe line from a schmaltzy 70s movie.
Total sarcasm.
Get some culturah.





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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
April 20, 2008 02:08PM
Duh! You should watch "What's up Doc", John!
It's a parady of the film Love Story which is the schmaltzy 70's movie you're referring to.

Ryan O'neal says what I said after Barbara Streisand says what Jens said.


"Get some culturah. "

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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
April 29, 2008 01:46AM
Is Jens pronounced "Yence?"



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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 01, 2008 06:32PM
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> Is Jens pronounced "Yence?"



Oh fer Christ's sake! I try not deal with this in person let alone on the internet.

Correct is "Yenz"

Close is "Yence"

Wrong is "Jens" (with the "jay" sound), BUT that is what I go by, because most people are too fucking stupid to understand it is pronounced "Yenz". (BTW: I'm not referring to you. At least you asked.)

I used to go by my middle name here in the States, "Alan", because it was too much of a pain in the ass to explain "Jens". However, about 25 years ago I decided to use my real first name. American morons can understand "Alan", beer, pussy, and not much else :-)



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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 01, 2008 06:44PM
Turd Ferguson?
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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 01, 2008 06:51PM
My original name was Graeme, but my Cuban aunt kept saying Graham which is slightly different sounding and my mom was pissed so she went with option number two.



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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 01, 2008 07:08PM
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> My original name was Graeme, but my Cuban aunt
> kept saying Graham which is slightly different
> sounding and my mom was pissed so she went with
> option number two.


So now you're gonna blame your mother for you being a fuck up? Get on the couch, and tell us all your problems..... ya pussy! :-) Tommy Smothers has nothing on you.

(If you're too young to be familiar with Dick and Tom Smothers.... Google "The Smothers Brothers"winking smiley.
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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 01, 2008 08:20PM
Jens Wrote:
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> NoCoast Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My original name was Graeme, but my Cuban
> aunt
> > kept saying Graham which is slightly
> different
> > sounding and my mom was pissed so she went
> with
> > option number two.
>
>
> So now you're gonna blame your mother for you
> being a fuck up? Get on the couch, and tell us
> all your problems..... ya pussy! :-) Tommy
> Smothers has nothing on you.
>
> (If you're too young to be familiar with Dick and
> Tom Smothers.... Google "The Smothers Brothers"winking smiley.


My name was fine until that fucking lame Disney/Tim Allen sitcom Home Improvement. I still can't call a supplier in the midwest without getting a, "really, like Tim "the tool man" Taylor reference"

On a mild tangent Dick Smothers was a decent racing driver by most standards. Raced Sebring something like 3 or 4 times and a bunch of other cool shit. Some Jeep dealer held a celebrity race with new CJ-7's on a motorcross course like '81 (when I was 6yrs old). He showed up late, started last, and lapped the field twice!!!



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May 02, 2008 01:21AM
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> So now you're gonna blame your mother for you
> being a fuck up? Get on the couch, and tell us
> all your problems..... ya pussy! :-) Tommy
> Smothers has nothing on you.

No. I'm a fuck up by choice. And I don't have a couch.

I sometimes am like, "Mark, anything we design Tim Taylor can build." And the first time I said that he was like, "Who's Tim?" And I said, "Tim is this guy in California with a full machine shop at his disposal and can build anything. He's like Tim the tool man Taylor." Then we both laughed. I nearly got arrested and had to bail my two friends that did get arrested out of jail in post-high school years when we were really drunk at 4 am and wandering around a Holiday Inn looking for Johnathon Taylor Thomas, who was in Casper, WY for a soccer tournament. I think the original premise was to kick the shit out of him to give him something to alway remember Wyoming by. I was quite the fuck up in my youth. But as long as you kept me away from whiskey I was usually pretty tame. But at least I didn't have a girls name. smiling smiley I did have a good friend named Jens but he hung himself back in '99.





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Re: Grant needs some grammar lessons.
May 02, 2008 05:42AM
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>....But at least I didn't have a girls name.

"girl's", not "girls". If you're gonna insult someone, at least do it with the proper punctuation. :-)


You live in Colorado with all the California granola chewers. The real men moved to Wyoming and Montana when the GranolaLand invasion of Colorado happened in the 70's.


> I did have a good friend named Jens but he hung
> himself back in '99.


'99, eh? Kurt Spitzner puked up his "Spitzner proposal" in the fall of 1998. I thought of hanging myself then, but decided to watch the New World Order morons hang themselves instead. It was fun watching SCCA dump them a few years later after Spitzner's goose-stepping Hitler youth choked on their own stupidity.





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Re: Grant needs some grammar lessons.
May 02, 2008 10:31AM
Jens Wrote:
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> You live in Colorado with all the California
> granola chewers. The real men moved to Wyoming
> and Montana when the GranolaLand invasion of
> Colorado happened in the 70's.

I'm from Wyoming so I'll take that as a compliment. Of course, my families have been there and Montana for over 100 years now.



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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 06, 2008 12:20AM
Oh damn, now that im thinking, Yenz makes more sense. Oh well. Thanks!



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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
May 07, 2008 03:56PM
pikespeakgtx Wrote:
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> Duh! You should watch "What's up Doc", John!
> It's a parady of the film Love Story which is the
> schmaltzy 70's movie you're referring to.
>
> Ryan O'neal says what I said after Barbara
> Streisand says what Jens said.
> Second best car chase on the streets of SF- after Bullitt
>
> > Who's responsible for this mess?
> Hello, Daddy





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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
June 02, 2008 02:44AM
Tim Taylor Wrote:
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> My name was fine until that fucking lame
> Disney/Tim Allen sitcom Home Improvement.

Tim, if it helps any, I was talking to someone about you (actually, about your
gussets for John's Green Meanies for Ovlovs) this weekend and someone said, "Oh,
like in Tool Time?" and I had no idea what they were talking about.

-michel
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Re: Jens has succombed to the dark side
June 04, 2008 10:26AM
Tim Taylor Wrote:
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My name was fine until that fucking lame
> Disney/Tim Allen sitcom Home Improvement. I still
> can't call a supplier in the midwest without
> getting a, "really, like Tim "the tool man" Taylor
> reference"
>
>

I'd bet that if your real name was Tim Dick, you'd find another as well. Not to mention the coke conviction of Tim Dick.




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