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And to follow that story:

New Jersey man throws intestines at cops after repeatedly stabbing himself
Published May 30, 2012
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HACKENSACK, N.J. – A New Jersey man was in critical condition Wednesday after repeatedly stabbing himself with a 12-inch knife and throwing his intestines at cops.
Wayne Carter, who has a history of psychiatric problems, had barricaded himself inside his Hackensack, N.J., home when the gruesome event took place late Sunday, The Record reported Tuesday.
Police were called to the house after the 43-year-old was spotted cutting himself with the knife.
When they arrived at the scene, Carter refused to drop the weapon and began waving it -- along with a hammer -- at the officers. He then repeatedly stabbed himself in the legs, abdomen and neck.
Hackensack Police Lt. Timothy Lloyd told the Cliffview Pilot, "They tried to talk him down, but they were having no luck. He was slashing at them with the knife."



When he began throwing pieces of skin and intestines at the officers, they called in the Bergen County Police Department's SWAT team, Lloyd said.
By the time they arrived, Carter's intestines were "literally" hanging out of his body, an unnamed police official told the Pilot.
"The scene was a bloody mess," the official said. "The SWAT team members had to be decontaminated due to the amount of blood."
Carter was eventually disarmed after being sprayed with two cans of pepper spray and was rushed to the hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery early Monday.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/#ixzz1wYToVhwo

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Add a hand and half sword to the mix and you're good for a LONG time. ;)

I've been trying to get people into playing with swords for almost a year now. We can't go camping without breaking a full size axe from throwing it but when it comes to swords, none are interested. Practice poly ones are cheap too, and they'll provide bruises.
I keep looking at the SOG tactical tomohawks. They keep showing up on steepandcheap and I keep sending them to my wife in the hopes that the next holiday they'll show up, then I can build a night stand to keep them by just in case anyone ever breaks into the house in the middle of the night. Mastiff and a dude with two tomohawks might not win against a gun, but fuck it'd be cool to try it.

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Anyone else think that caged rally car ready for some high speed off road nonsense puts us a leg up? Some steel, and a couple of 50cals and we are in business.

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Add a hand and half sword to the mix and you're good for a LONG time. ;)

I've been trying to get people into playing with swords for almost a year now. We can't go camping without breaking a full size axe from throwing it but when it comes to swords, none are interested. Practice poly ones are cheap too, and they'll provide bruises.
I keep looking at the SOG tactical tomohawks. They keep showing up on steepandcheap and I keep sending them to my wife in the hopes that the next holiday they'll show up, then I can build a night stand to keep them by just in case anyone ever breaks into the house in the middle of the night. Mastiff and a dude with two tomohawks might not win against a gun, but fuck it'd be cool to try it.

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Add a hand and half sword to the mix and you're good for a LONG time. ;)

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Grant, I'm not knocking an m1, I'm just saying you don't shoot M4/16s or AK's fully auto if you want to win :D

Although, I would take an m14 over an m1 or m16. However, an m4 cqb with a master key shotgun slung underbarrel would be an excellent companion weapon, and then a .45 usp compact.

Add a hand and half sword to the mix and you're good for a LONG time. ;)

Says the voice of experience.:eyeroll:

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Grant, I'm not knocking an m1, I'm just saying you don't shoot M4/16s or AK's fully auto if you want to win :D

Although, I would take an m14 over an m1 or m16. However, an m4 cqb with a master key shotgun slung underbarrel would be an excellent companion weapon, and then a .45 usp compact.

Add a hand and half sword to the mix and you're good for a LONG time. ;)