That's pretty close to how it goes in Lisey's Sub-a-rat. Except that Lisey is required to wear a fire suit and helmet and I still have a little more hair. ;-)

I think for safety's sake, Ricardo's wife should be required to wear arm restraints.

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Ted Mendham
www.rensport.net

Thats not so bad, my wife gets like that sitting in the living room. You can't beat italian for getting yelled at by your wife, though. She is pulling about 14000 rpm with her mouth there.

Ha, my wife is the opposite, she gets very quiet, and quiet is bad. I sent her the video link and she told me that I get the same focused yet grinning expression on my face.

"focused yet grinning expression" means you are under the complete control of SATAN!

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Ted Mendham
www.rensport.net

tedm Wrote:
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> "focused yet grinning expression" means you are
> under the complete control of SATAN!
>
> Ted Mendham
> www.rensport.net

Fair enough assessment. I'm not just going to hell...I'm driving the bus

-Tim

tedm Wrote:
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> >
> Ted Mendham
> www.rensport.net


With the translation...

At the 1:39 shes making comments about the padding on the race wall... she doesn't understand why its there.

At 1:47 shes asking how does he merge back into the pack with all the people passing him

1:52...
-okay go slow
-[rumble strip]
-AAAAAHHHH!!!
-No common cut it out... they just told you to slow down in the pits.
-[rumble strip two, she looks over and says] I just ate lunch, take it easy.
-No, you are doing this unpurpose...
-This isn't very fun
-SLOW DOWN 'RICARDINO' <- that's his pet name.
-TRULY NO NO NO NO NO NO this isn't fun, I am not having fun.
-Please slow down.
-THIS CAR IS NOT AN F1!
-ITS NOT GLUED TO THE GROUND LIKE AN F1!
-AAAaa for the love of god you only get one lap!
-[rumble strip 3]
-You're gonna pay... I told you to go slow.
-Please please... I have kids at home that are waiting for their mothers return.
-NO no Ricardo
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIT THE BRAKES!!!!
-Are you crazy?
-LOOK OUT LOOK OUT!!!!!
-[rumble strip 4]
-PLEASE
-Please Ricardo they told you to go slow... why do you have to cut so clooooose
-MAAAAAMMMMMAAAA MIIIIIAAAAAAAAA RIIIICAAAARDDDDOOOOO
-YOU IDIOT
-[slap center console]
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEE
-STOOOOP ITTTT
-YOU'RE A TUUUURD!!!!
-FUUUUUUCK YOUUU
-[arm slap]
-I am never riding along again... in the event I make it out alive.
-I told you I didn't want to ride along.
-OOOOOOoooo my lunch... mother of Mary.
-Every time I smell cars and think of you I want to vomit.
-[notices the camera]
-You're such a turd (its an Italian insult)
-[Laughter]
-Ricardo says: I can't wait to see the video!
-I didn't know you were taping me.
-[more laughter]

Then they switch over to English.

Everyone was laughing at the end, eh? I guess in Italian it's the same as American.
I always get mixed messages from women as well. Best to ignore the white noise coming from the ear's and obey SATAN! His voice comes to me from within.

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Ted Mendham
www.rensport.net

thanks for the translation, that was funny.


and I'm really glad this thread has reached 5 pages, but we need more pics, less talk.

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Jon Burke - KI6LSW
Blog: http://psgrallywrx.blogspot.com/

Basta! Basta!!!! Maaaaadooooonnnnnaaaaaaa!!!
Oh, tooo good fire! FIRE! then laughter!

That's why those crazies live longer!

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Monika Hawkinson
Seattle, WA

Im gonna have to go with Jen Horsey ACP's lady friend. She is definitely hot and a good co-driver. I did interview Chrissie Beavis at the North Nevada Rally and she is definitely hot too. But my vote still goes to Jen.
http://rally411.com/files/images/Horsey.jpg This link goes to picture

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/25/2008 08:23PM by Maverick.

Sorry, I'm a moron and can't remember how to post the image, again, today.

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Ted Mendham
www.rensport.net



Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2008 11:42AM by tedm.

at PFR there were many.

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"I put the hurt on dirt" - adam crane
http://CraneRallyCrew.com
corolla gt-s "Patches"
Op: S.S.

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Ted Mendham
www.rensport.net

I like pink, sometimes I even like pink cars. But that's just not right.

Ah, Carl Merrill would have loved that pink car (and it's crew)!!!!!

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Ted Mendham
www.rensport.net