12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
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12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
Anders Green Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > david amor Wrote: > > Honourable mentions include Anders Green > because > > he makes me laugh my ass off > > Second place... hmmmm... Looks like I might be up > for the "First Loser" Award! Woot! > > New Year's Resolution... keep working toward MIRAU > 2009!! > > > !!Anders!! > > Raleigh, NC > Impreza H6 3.0 naw, you gotta look at it more as being the runner up in a beauty pagent, everyone still thinks you're hot, but you don't have to go talk to high school students unless the winner really fucks up |
mothra Matt Smith Godlike Moderator Location: Wilmington NC Join Date: 03/31/2006 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 546 Rally Car: xr4ti |
12xalt Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > Anders Green Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > david amor Wrote: > > > Honourable mentions include Anders > Green > > because > > > he makes me laugh my ass off > > > > Second place... hmmmm... Looks like I might > be up > > for the "First Loser" Award! Woot! > > > > New Year's Resolution... keep working toward > MIRAU > > 2009!! > > > > > > !!Anders!! > > > > Raleigh, NC > > Impreza H6 3.0 > > > > naw, you gotta look at it more as being the runner > up in a beauty pagent, everyone still thinks > you're hot, but you don't have to go talk to high > school students unless the winner really fucks > up > Which brings us full circle back to nude pictures. Matt Smith Racing in glorious black and red My daily life is a Saab story (sold!) |
12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
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12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
A little snippet on the day Merrilee should have learned her lesson about asking for nudes...
I belong to another, very evil, very large, very evil (yes, I mentioned evil twice) posting board and I've been there for a long time (01). I frequently ask for pics and one time one of the younger fellows was talking about his dad. So I asked for pics of his dad, and he took and posted of pic of him in bed with an arm and a foot hanging out of the covers but with his back turned. So then I jokingly asked for nudes. A few hours later I'm looking at a fat short balding hispanic man covered in bad tatoos sitting on the toilet buck nekkid. |
Vorpal_Rally Stinkfinger Lipschitz Mega Moderator Location: Uranus Join Date: 02/17/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 325 |
12xalt Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > A little snippet on the day Merrilee should have > learned her lesson about asking for nudes... > > I belong to another, very evil, very large, very > evil (yes, I mentioned evil twice) posting board > and I've been there for a long time (01). I > frequently ask for pics and one time one of the > younger fellows was talking about his dad. So I > asked for pics of his dad, and he took and posted > of pic of him in bed with an arm and a foot > hanging out of the covers but with his back > turned. So then I jokingly asked for nudes. A > few hours later I'm looking at a fat short balding > hispanic man covered in bad tatoos sitting on the > toilet buck nekkid. And the moral of that story is... Be very careful what you wish for, you just might get it. LOL!!! It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion. William Ralph Inge TANSTAAFL |
Doivi Clarkinen Banned Super Moderator Location: the end of the universe Join Date: 02/12/2006 Age: Ancient Posts: 1,432 Rally Car: 1980 Opel Ascona B |
>Doivi Clarkinen Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- I think Merrilee wins hands down. JVL should be disqualified on principle. You don't give an award that should really go to a student to the zen buddha master. Besides, Merrilee is way racier than JVL and I never though that could ever be possible.>> 12xalt Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A little snippet on the day Merrilee should have > learned her lesson about asking for nudes... > > I belong to another, very evil, very large, very > evil (yes, I mentioned evil twice) posting board > and I've been there for a long time (01). I > frequently ask for pics and one time one of the > younger fellows was talking about his dad. So I > asked for pics of his dad, and he took and posted > of pic of him in bed with an arm and a foot > hanging out of the covers but with his back > turned. So then I jokingly asked for nudes. A > few hours later I'm looking at a fat short balding > hispanic man covered in bad tatoos sitting on the > toilet buck nekkid. I rest my case. |
12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
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Dazed_Driver Banned Elite Moderator Location: John and Skyes Magic Love liar Join Date: 08/24/2007 Posts: 2,154 |
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Vorpal_Rally Stinkfinger Lipschitz Mega Moderator Location: Uranus Join Date: 02/17/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 325 |
You all forgot a latecomer to Rally Anarchy, Mr Modernbeat, Jason McDaniel and his story of him and his buddy building and rallying the 63 Saab.
It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion. William Ralph Inge TANSTAAFL |
david amor david amor Mod Moderator Location: Stoney Creek Ontario Join Date: 03/22/2006 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 458 |
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12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
david amor Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > 12xalt Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > would being nominated or winning this award > help > > get me laid? > > > > Coming to any Canadian events? > > "What is terrible is not death but the lives > people live or don't live up until their death. > They don't honor their own lives, they piss on > their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. > They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, > money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of > cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they > swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget > how to think, they let others think for them. > Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look > ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them > the great music of the centuries and they can't > hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's > nothing left to die." > > -Hank Every year I tell myself I'm going to go to PFR and every year I end up not being able to go. |
john vanlandingham John Vanlandingham Mod Moderator Location: Ford Asylum, Sleezattle, WA Join Date: 12/20/2005 Age: Fossilized Posts: 14,152 Rally Car: Saab 96 V4 |
12xalt Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > david amor Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > 12xalt Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > would being nominated or winning this > award > > help > > > get me laid? > > > > > > > > Coming to any Canadian events? > > > > "What is terrible is not death but the lives > > people live or don't live up until their > death. > > They don't honor their own lives, they piss > on > > their lives. They shit them away. Dumb > fuckers. > > They concentrate too much on fucking, > movies, > > money, family, fucking. Their minds are full > of > > cotton. They swallow God without thinking, > they > > swallow country without thinking. Soon they > forget > > how to think, they let others think for > them. > > Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They > look > > ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play > them > > the great music of the centuries and they > can't > > hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. > There's > > nothing left to die." > > > > -Hank > > > > Every year I tell myself I'm going to go to PFR > and every year I end up not being able to go. > Even if it meant some 'plongé-plongé' action? Make time! (vous savez?) John Vanlandingham Sleezattle, WA, USA Vive le Prole-le-ralliat www.rallyrace.net/jvab CALL +1 206 431-9696 Remember! Pacific Standard Time is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time. |
CommanderSalamander Dave Shindle/Navitron 2000 Junior Moderator Location: Virginia Join Date: 05/23/2006 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 99 Rally Car: Someone has to call the notes |
Remind to double dare me next rally Merrilee is entered in.
http://scandalouscandice.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/motivator013.jpg Excuse the gratuitous man-butt. |
12xalt "oh! you're the one!" Junior Moderator Location: Hazel Dell, WA Join Date: 02/22/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,390 Rally Car: 1974 Dodge Colt, under construction |
john vanlandingham Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > Even if it meant some 'plongé-plongé' action? > > Make time! (vous savez?) > > > > > John Vanlandingham > Sleezattle, WA, USA > > Vive le Prole-le-ralliat > > www.jvab.f4.ca I'm a girl, even being overweight and too tall, I could still get some if I wanted to easily enough. I suppose in an attempt to be humorous, what I did was over simplify what I mean when I say "get laid". Too me, this means regular long term monogamous sex with someone whose company I really enjoy. I don't do one nighters and I don't do flings. I don't need to be "dating" or "in love" or have a "boyfriend or girlfriend". But a good friend who puts out a lot and I can still hang out with them works too. The whole "love" thing, that'd be a great bonus, but as I haven't experienced it (mutually) yet, I really wouldn't know, so I suppose it's not as high on the priority list as a few other things. Pardon the small break in the fun and games, but it's new years day and I'm feeling a bit low and lonely at the moment. Hopefully this year will be better than last, not only for myself, but my family and friends too, actually, especially for them. |