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Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 20, 2009 11:17PM




Man oh man!! That guy is hangin' the ass end out even on pavement.



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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 20, 2009 11:38PM
meh... 1:06-1:12 was the best part



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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 20, 2009 11:50PM
Dazed_Driver Wrote:
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> meh... 1:06-1:12 was the best part
>
> Feisty Peacock?

Meh?
Now i get Timmy's on line persona! He's just a troll trying to start arguments.
I boy with an unfinished car saying MEH to this.
Doubless far better driving than anything he's ever seen in person and he says Meh.....

Cannot be serious.
ergo, he's trolling.






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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 21, 2009 09:16PM
Wow that car has some serious ass squat on acceleration!

In the one corner at the end of the asphalt he is carrying the RF off the ground.
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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 02:11AM
NGTD Wrote:
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> Wow that car has some serious ass squat on
> acceleration!
>
> In the one corner at the end of the asphalt he is
> carrying the RF off the ground.

Pretty serious ass acceleration to get that serious ass ass squat.






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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 10:21AM
So this video is fucking bad ass for sure. That car looks like it would be a blast!

Is that about how a gravel spec car would behave on tarmac without sway bars installed?

Do you know what it has for a drivetrain? The shifts are pretty lightning and the engine sounds like a BDA or something. Is it volvo powered? b23? Quad throttles?

Excuse me, you guys check out the Twabbie Piss-trauma on the swinger bike...I'm gonna go watch this again.



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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 11:34AM
That guy is taking no prisoners.

In the last tarmac section I thought I heard a blow off valve. I would guess Volvo power but I will defer to JVL on that.

On the gravel it is hard to tell but on the asphalt I think he has a dog drive box. No syncro would hold up to those shifts.

He has a good gravel suspension under the car. So yes that is how it will behave without anti roll bars.

Thanks for posting such a nice video. I like to see people actually drive on the limit of the car, not themselves.

Robert.




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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 11:48AM








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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 04:53PM
The incar of the tarmac stage. My hart beats fast seeing it on you tube.








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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 05:05PM
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> Grant Hughes
> www.nocoastmotorsports.net
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that's a WICKED powerslide at 0:50

and I loved the in-car view of sliding around the little blue garage that's at the beginning of the first video.


When I was in Irelad last fall, I got to drive a Ford Escort MKII. As you can imagine, I was all over the place in that thing, learning just how different RWD is from AWD when you're turning-in and actually IN the corner. Much harder.

impressive driving.



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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 09:23PM
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Elsewhere we see this and from the shall we say little bit more experienced viewers of good and fast rally we donät see anybody saying 'meh'
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"what fine driving"
"Stylishly done"
"Fie Satan what fine--very fine driving"
"Hee he, YES!"
"Wonderful"
"Dam grim sound from that rallymotor."
"Grim (like our "waaay bad" driver AND car"
"Thusly! Weber sound beats the hell out of turbo sound"
"Really well done. Clear (I'm) a lite jealous"


It should be borne in mind that my comments to and about little Timmy being a troll impossible to take seriously is not merely from his wanky photos of guys fucking off on a stupid trick bike but rather in light of that post AND his comments of "meh" here regarding what is obviously very good, exciting driving of a car which were to ride along in he would likely foul his britches.

It may be different threads, but the two threads, and my comments are linked.


"meh' indeed.

What a silly human being.

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> Denver, CO






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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 22, 2009 09:31PM
Holy out of spite rage batman.

For the record, the incar was pretty sweet, but I didnt like the majority of the first video. Oh noez 1111

Stop trying to analyze me John, you're making yourself look like an obnoxious prick.

However... maybe you like that? (<---- first troll thing I've said.... although... its not an entirely rhetorical question.)

I hope you realize its people like you that spawn all of the pictures depicting people fighting on the internet as incoherent losers with WAY too much time on their hands. And its very sad that you manage your time so poorly that your constantly slandering me, when you could be increasing your turn around time for your paying customers.... something I KNOW you could work on.



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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 23, 2009 12:26AM
Dazed_Driver Wrote:
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> Holy out of spite rage batman.
>

Silly child, there's no rage, it's just calm conversation.
What an interesting presumption.


> For the record, the incar was pretty sweet, but I
> didnt like the majority of the first video. Oh
> noez 1111
>
> Stop trying to analyze me John, you're making
> yourself look like an obnoxious prick.

Timmy, there's nothing to analyze. And while i may look like an obnoxiuos prick, I return what is given. You don't understand that your words are full of implicit snottyness. You reap what you sew.
>
> However... maybe you like that? (<---- first
> troll thing I've said.... although... its not an
> entirely rhetorical question.)
>
> I hope you realize its people like you that spawn
> all of the pictures depicting people fighting on
> the internet as incoherent losers with WAY too
> much time on their hands. And its very sad that
> you manage your time so poorly that your
> constantly slandering me, when you could be
> increasing your turn around time for your paying
> customers.... something I KNOW you could work on.



You know Timmy, I could have delivered your shocks last week and it would have made no difference to where you are on the preparation of your car.

Something you could work on.

Oh yeah, you only work on your car when somebody else is doing it....

>
> Feisty Peacock?






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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 25, 2009 04:14PM
slidewayswrx Wrote:
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> The incar of the tarmac stage. My hart beats fast
> seeing it on you tube.
>
>
>

That is bloody hilarious that they don't even move the cars and buses out of the parking lots before they race through them.
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Re: Volvo Porn for your viewing pleasure
April 25, 2009 04:52PM
Perfect example of why close ratio steering is required! Without it they'd be behind on the steering and therefore unable to drive at that level ...

Got to love the navigators pen, in-car asphalt, on the dash moving back and forth like a G meter ...



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