Jim Breazeale Wrote:
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> While I am honored that Rich would nominate me as
> the Rally Anarchy Stage Captain, I still live out
> here in the geographic middle of nowhere. I would
> do it in a PNW minute (slightly longer than a NY
> minute, we are more laid back) IF I was much
> closer!!!
>
> Robert- contact Rich and see if you can either get
> Rich to copy the Olympus Training Manual or borrow
> it so you can see what it contains and how you can
> adapt it to modern rules.
>
> Rich you are still one crazy guy!


Robert, tell Comrade Rich that you will pick up said training Manual at World Headquarters of JVAB Heavy Industries Ltd GhmB, SA.

That way Rich will be able to see little Anna who he hasn't seen in 2 years and little Natasha he has never seen.

Tell him that way he doesn't get..... wie sägst du 'ausradierte'. (buchstabierung?)

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John Vanlandingham
Sleezattle, WA, USA

Vive le Prole-le-ralliat

www.rallyrace.net/jvab
CALL +1 206 431-9696
Remember! Pacific Standard Time
is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time.

Gene, you just made me laugh out loud.

Hey Jim, where you at in Wyoming? I'm from Casper and still make it up there every few months. Alix Hakala, aka Big Finn and codriver lives up in Laramie. There's two rally cars based out of Casper these days, a sick R32 Golf on Reigers and a new Open Light Impreza. Anyhow...

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Grant Hughes

heymagic Wrote:
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> Rich Smith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Heymagic said:
> > "It would be neat if Rally Anarchy could
> provide
> > most of a stage crew. A team effort, make
> some
> > banners and so on. Easy for the PNW as a lot
> of us
> > live here, but could likely be done
> elsewhere
> > also."
> > .........................................
> >
> > That's the best oxymoron I've heard all
> month.
> > Brings up visions of no Stage Captain and
> Timers
> > drinking beer and doing what ever they want.
> I can
> > see the T-Shirts now! What a hoot!
> >
> > But seriously, it makes a lot of VERY GOOD
> SENSE.
> > A semi-formalized stage crew with a Captain
> can do
> > all it's own organizing long before any
> > interaction with the Rallymaster is needed.
> >
> > I nominate Jim Breazeale for Stage Captain!
> >
> > Rich Smith
> >
> >
> > (ps: I still have a copy of Nagel's worker
> > training manual Olympus (86?) if anyone might
> find
> > it useful as a format model.)
> >
> >
>
>
> Edstrom " Can I get my time please?"
> Morten "Sorry they won't tell me what it is"
> Edstrom " Hey you, give me my time"
> Timm " I don't have time to give you your time,
> I'm studying"
> Edstrom" Somebody give me my goddamn time'
> JVL " Here's your fucking time you fucking fuck"
> Edstrom "That's not my time!"
> JVL " Well it's my time from 1988 and it's a great
> fucking time, you know it would be better on
> SooperBitchin suspenders though"
> Edstrom " That's just bullshit, somebody get me a
> good time"
> Rich " I saw an ad for a good time on Craigslist"
> Merrilee " Hey that was my ad"
> Edstrom " Hurry up you guys there is another car
> coming"
> Dave " I'll stop it with my potato cannon"
> Gene "No ya won't I put a new restrictor in the
> barrel"
> Jay "Hey as long as you guys aren't in a big
> hurry can I look at your turbo, mine won't work"
> Edstrom " Get away from my car and get my fucking
> time now"
> Robert " Sir, we don't tolerate that kind of
> behavior in Botswana. Now move along please"
>
> Seriously I think we could do it and people would
> talk about it for years....
>
>

I nearly choked on a cracker and ended up in tears reading that!

"Well it's my time from 1988 and it's a great fucking time..."

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Andrew Steere
Lyndeborough, NH
KB1PJY

heymagic Wrote:
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Edstrom " Can I get my time please?"
Morten "Sorry they won't tell me what it is"
Edstrom " Hey you, give me my time"
Timm " I don't have time to give you your time,I'm studying"
Edstrom" Somebody give me my goddamn time'
JVL " Here's your fucking time you fucking fuck"
Edstrom "That's not my time!"
JVL " Well it's my time from 1988 and it's a great fucking time, you know it would be better on SooperBitchin suspenders though"
Edstrom " That's just bullshit, somebody get me a good time"
Rich " I saw an ad for a good time on Craigslist"
Merrilee " Hey that was my ad"
Edstrom " Hurry up you guys there is another car coming"
Dave " I'll stop it with my potato cannon"
Gene "No ya won't I put a new restrictor in the barrel"
Jay "Hey as long as you guys aren't in a big hurry can I look at your turbo, mine won't work"
Edstrom " Get away from my car and get my fucking time now"
Robert " Sir, we don't tolerate that kind of behavior in Botswana. Now move along please"

BRAVO !

Rich Smith Wrote:
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> Heymagic said:
> "It would be neat if Rally Anarchy could provide
> most of a stage crew. A team effort, make some
> banners and so on. Easy for the PNW as a lot of us
> live here, but could likely be done elsewhere
> also."
> .........................................
>
> That's the best oxymoron I've heard all month.
> Brings up visions of no Stage Captain and Timers
> drinking beer and doing what ever they want. I can
> see the T-Shirts now! What a hoot!


hmm, this actually gives me an interesting idea...stay tuned.

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Jon Burke - KI6LSW
Blog: http://psgrallywrx.blogspot.com/

heymagic Wrote:
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>
>
> Edstrom " Can I get my time please?"
> Morten "Sorry they won't tell me what it is"
> Edstrom " Hey you, give me my time"
> Timm " I don't have time to give you your time,
> I'm studying"
> Edstrom" Somebody give me my goddamn time'
> JVL " Here's your fucking time you fucking fuck"
> Edstrom "That's not my time!"
> JVL " Well it's my time from 1988 and it's a great
> fucking time, you know it would be better on
> SooperBitchin suspenders though"
> Edstrom " That's just bullshit, somebody get me a
> good time"
> Rich " I saw an ad for a good time on Craigslist"
> Merrilee " Hey that was my ad"
> Edstrom " Hurry up you guys there is another car
> coming"
> Dave " I'll stop it with my potato cannon"
> Gene "No ya won't I put a new restrictor in the
> barrel"
> Jay "Hey as long as you guys aren't in a big
> hurry can I look at your turbo, mine won't work"
> Edstrom " Get away from my car and get my fucking
> time now"
> Robert " Sir, we don't tolerate that kind of
> behavior in Botswana. Now move along please"
>
> Seriously I think we could do it and people would
> talk about it for years....
>
>


THAT if fucking funny shit right there!!

---

Jon Burke - KI6LSW
Blog: http://psgrallywrx.blogspot.com/

john vanlandingham Wrote:
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> Robert, tell Comrade Rich that you will pick up
> said training Manual at World Headquarters of JVAB
> Heavy Industries Ltd GhmB, SA.
>
> That way Rich will be able to see little Anna who
> he hasn't seen in 2 years and little Natasha he
> has never seen.
>
> Tell him that way he doesn't get..... wie sägst du
> 'ausradierte'. (buchstabierung?)
>
................................................


Okay.... happy to dig out the Training Manual.

Can probably stop by next week.

Rich Smith


"Smiling... vee must be all thee time smiling."
"But NO Laughing - Thwack!" Back to wiork!"

Jon Burke Wrote:
>
> THAT if fucking funny shit right there!!
>
>
>
> Jon Burke - KI6LSW
> Blog:
> 'Holy Shit!' @ 4:10


inorite!



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Dang I can't believe I've already missed out on getting in the RA stage team documentary preview!!@!!

Anders

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Grassroots rally. It's what I think about.

Grant- I'm in Laramie for another week or three. I am a pipeliner so I go where the pipelines are being laid, usually even farther out into the middle of nowhere. I hope to get on a job in SD or NE this summer. I've seen the Big Finn's posts on SS and seen his street car here in town (assuming the checkpoint racing decals). I would like to have a beer or 3 with you guys sometime. My ideal plans would be to work this summer and IF my plans work out, I'll winter in the PNW and work every event possible just to be annoying and train folks. I'll work the Colorado stage Rally if I can and the Idaho is close enogh to work as well, but......... I usually have to work 6 or 7 days a week, 12 hours a day when I work. Kaching! Then I fool around during the off season. I'm from Laramie and spent this winter doing family stuff, painting Mom's house and Aunty Marj's as well. I'm up for beers anytime with rally folks!!

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Diamond Jim
Co-Driver in the Double Zero course opening car
Charter Member of O.U.C.H.
Organized Union of Cat Herders

heymagic Wrote:

>
> Edstrom " Can I get my time please?"
> Morten "Sorry they won't tell me what it is"
> Edstrom " Hey you, give me my time"
> Timm " I don't have time to give you your time,
> I'm studying"
> Edstrom" Somebody give me my goddamn time'
> JVL " Here's your fucking time you fucking fuck"
> Edstrom "That's not my time!"
> JVL " Well it's my time from 1988 and it's a great
> fucking time, you know it would be better on
> SooperBitchin suspenders though"
> Edstrom " That's just bullshit, somebody get me a
> good time"
> Rich " I saw an ad for a good time on Craigslist"
> Merrilee " Hey that was my ad"
> Edstrom " Hurry up you guys there is another car
> coming"
> Dave " I'll stop it with my potato cannon"
> Gene "No ya won't I put a new restrictor in the
> barrel"
> Jay "Hey as long as you guys aren't in a big
> hurry can I look at your turbo, mine won't work"
> Edstrom " Get away from my car and get my fucking
> time now"
> Robert " Sir, we don't tolerate that kind of
> behavior in Botswana. Now move along please"
>
> Seriously I think we could do it and people would
> talk about it for years....
>
>

Thanks for making me cry, Gene. Thats fucking funny.

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Welcome to the cult of JVL drink the koolaid or be banned.

I am to be working under/with Bob Holcomb.

Thur - Press stage
Fri - Spectator Marshal (so you best watch out!)
Sat/Sun - Spectator Marshal again

Dunno if i can fit all the "Things to bring" in the jackalope tho.



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I still don't know what I'll be doing, just that I'll be with Gloria's crew.

Signed up to work today due to overwehlming guilt. Haha.

guilt eh, and here I was looking forward to hunting you down and forcing you at gunpoint