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FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO

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FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 08:12AM
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 08:36AM
Yeahhh baby, sweedish police rockin that station wagon!
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 09:04AM
Bwwwwaaaaa hahahahaha



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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 10:23AM
Thats why I'm scared to death of Albert Kun.
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 10:27AM
Slowwpoke Wrote:
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> Thats why I'm scared to death of Albert Kun.


He's so mellow!!!

'sides, you're getting a wicked ass Volvo soon anyway!!!

Spikking o' which,
we're bending up one cage now, like THIS WEEK, should we use our brains and bend at least the bendy bits now at the same time? ie the hoop and the forward bits so they're ready???
It'd be smrat. smurt, smurtt---wise.






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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 10:31AM
Scenes that didn't make the final cut on Transporter 4.....
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 10:56AM

Swedish police are by and large weird since the whole fawkin place is genetically so obedient. They're also weird cause for at least 100 years a massively huge percentage intermarry and inbreed since they're socially isolated, tend to be "conservative" in a 90% Socialist/Communist population and they're thicker in the head than the average Swede and that is solid pine in normal cases...SOLID.

The common name is "Snut" with a long 'u'
They do stupid things like ramming cars endangering the lives of many people for what was very likely a simple case of somebody speeding maybe 20 over.
In short, everybody holds the cops in total contempt....(a shame cause I met a FEW that were allright people and trying to do something)

Here's a way cool car where I've seen photos of the local cops pulling this guy over just to check it out....



Oh, here's a link to some You-tube stuff, its a film about the life of a small substation facing getting closed down because nobody has callled them for anything in 3-5 years, its near documentary--and amazingly for a film that captures something so perfectly a aprt of the Swedish cultcha, it was made by a "förbannade utländsk djavul“ (damn furrin' devil)
This is really how it is:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/200026/


They dream that they're:
http://www.miloop.com/film_view.aspx?mm=1&movie=5358







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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 11:52AM
Would that be my cage?

smiling smiley

john vanlandingham Wrote:
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> Slowwpoke Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thats why I'm scared to death of Albert Kun.
>
>
> He's so mellow!!!
>
> 'sides, you're getting a wicked ass Volvo soon
> anyway!!!
>
> Spikking o' which,
> we're bending up one cage now, like THIS WEEK,
> should we use our brains and bend at least the
> bendy bits now at the same time? ie the hoop and
> the forward bits so they're ready???
> It'd be smrat. smurt, smurtt---wise.
>
>
>
>
> John Vanlandingham
> Sleezattle, WA, USA
>
> Vive le Prole-le-ralliat
>
> www.rallyrace.net/jvab
> CALL +1 206 431-9696
> Remember! Pacific Standard Time
> is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time.






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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 12:43PM
jamesp Wrote:
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> Would that be my cage?
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>
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> john vanlandingham Wrote:

Yep.
And as of about 2 minutes ago your bottom end is full of nice pistons and rods, just gotta torque rods and loctite the squirters in and thats basically done (oil pump and water pump and pick up will be done after some errands-----going to go pick up a hunk of 6061 8" round to start making some bells for some 11.75 x 1.25" rotors for some 240s---Kevin made us a nice print to work from)
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> james phillips
> Volvo 242 GT (being built...)
> Scooby killing 04 Dodge Neon SRT Rallycross
> monster
> Lincoln, NE






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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 01:47PM
have stolen and posted at the evil place and it has gotten many laughs, thank you
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 02:03PM
LOL!

You know, that's a pretty good looking station wagon.
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 02:33PM
john vanlandingham Wrote:
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-----going to go
> pick up a hunk of 6061 8" round to start making
> some bells for some 11.75 x 1.25" rotors for some
> 240s---Kevin made us a nice print to work from)

I wouldnt use 6061 for hats. Loses its modulous with temperature and becomes very malleable and on a rigid mount will be even worse because the natural disc inertia and distortion will warp it. On a floating setup will last longer but not recomended.

Use 2024 and never worry about it anymore, it does however cost double the price.
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 03:54PM
mmmm....nothing like Volvo on Audi Sweedish porn.



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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 18, 2010 04:15PM
Jon Burke Wrote:
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> mmmm....nothing like Volvo on Audi Sweedish porn.
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> Jon Burke - KI6LSW
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> 'Holy Shit!' @ 4:10


best post yet!
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Re: FUCK YOU I'M A VOLVO
May 19, 2010 12:38PM
> Jon Burke Wrote:
>
> best post yet!


A+++++ Would buy again!
Awesome!
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