Fantasies about trucks strength---at last info.
Posted by john vanlandingham
Michael Colangelo Elite Moderator Location: California Join Date: 10/21/2009 Posts: 209 Rally Car: Spec Miata |
Noted. Thanks! Golden Retriever, Rough Collie, or Black Lab? |
It's like fishing with a fucking gill net...Matt Smith Mega Moderator Location: Wilmington NC Join Date: 03/31/2006 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 546 Rally Car: xr4ti |
Depends on the kind of girl you are trying to attract..... |
Michael Colangelo Elite Moderator Location: California Join Date: 10/21/2009 Posts: 209 Rally Car: Spec Miata |
Supermodels, of course! |
Grant Hughes Godlike Moderator Location: Whitefish, MT Join Date: 01/11/2006 Age: Midlife Crisis Posts: 6,818 Rally Car: BMW |
Albert Kun Junior Moderator Location: SF Ca. Join Date: 01/07/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,732 Rally Car: volvo 242 |
Tim Taylor Super Moderator Location: Oakland, CA Join Date: 02/02/2007 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 622 Rally Car: Mazda 323 GTX |
Bernese Mountain Dog is a solid choice, albeit just about the most expensive and least durable option possible. For the more frugal I suggest a rescue dog and the breed really doesn't matter as long as it's not threatening looking. Bonus points if you get a picture of "the saddest puppy ever" huddled in the corner of a cage when you pick them up. You can guess where this is going...
A typical in front of the coffee shop exchange goes about like this: Her: "Oh, what a cute puppy," followed by an outstretched hand. You: "Careful, he/she is a little shy because he/she is a rescue" Her: "Oooooooh, your puppy is so cute. How could anyone abandon such a cute puppy?" You: "I have no idea. Here, Look at this picture," pull out phone with sad picture. At this point she has absolutely melted, you are the sweetest guy ever, and you have your phone out to get her number and/or get her to go for a walk with you. Plus, when the bitchy supermodel dumps you the dog still loves you unconditionally. Use the power wisely 
-Tim |
Albert Kun Junior Moderator Location: SF Ca. Join Date: 01/07/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,732 Rally Car: volvo 242 |
Grant Hughes Godlike Moderator Location: Whitefish, MT Join Date: 01/11/2006 Age: Midlife Crisis Posts: 6,818 Rally Car: BMW |
Quoted for being some of the best advice to come out of a rally forum in a long time. Just make sure to wrap. Or don't if she's loaded. Nothing says cool like paternal spousal support! |
Dave Kern Infallible Moderator Location: Centennial Join Date: 07/11/2008 Age: Midlife Crisis Posts: 1,085 Rally Car: Compact M3 & Evo IX |
Grant Hughes Godlike Moderator Location: Whitefish, MT Join Date: 01/11/2006 Age: Midlife Crisis Posts: 6,818 Rally Car: BMW |
Pretty sure a site like this could find a hot pair of girls to come home with.
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Jeff Reamer Mod Moderator Location: Marlette, Michigan Join Date: 08/14/2010 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 489 Rally Car: Subaru |
Michael LeCompte Senior Moderator Location: Arcata, CA (Sverdlotsk, Siberien) Join Date: 11/11/2007 Age: Midlife Crisis Posts: 714 Rally Car: Mazda GTX BPT - - - - - Not full-fledged - - - - - More like fledgling. |
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Derek Bottles Elite Moderator Location: Lopez Island/ Seattle WA Join Date: 12/20/2005 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 853 Rally Car: Past: 323, RX2, GTI. Next up M3 ? |
Tim Taylor Super Moderator Location: Oakland, CA Join Date: 02/02/2007 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 622 Rally Car: Mazda 323 GTX |
Lets not wreck a perfectly good discussion about puppies with this talk of truck frames
 Hey look, it's the Golden Gate Bridge too!
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Jon Burke Super Moderator Location: San Francisco, CA Join Date: 01/03/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,402 Rally Car: Subaru w/<1000 crashes |
I haz bonus points? 
(my guy after a bath in the tub) Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2011 12:17PM by Jon Burke. |
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