FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The following rule changes are to come into effect immediately, anyone not complying with these very important and very well thought out rules will have their car rejected at scrutineering, unless they are someone's brother's cousin.
Article 1:
All cars must be equipped with a 3 point owl holder, painted in Home Depot Matte Black #1029.
Article 25345/XJ.b1:
Hamsters may only be fed unleaded or MTBE-free grain.
Spare hamsters must be carried in an approved trailer, separated from the passenger compartment.
Article 6+100.2:
External fuel filler ports are no longer allowed. We all remember the tragedy at the last rally during the giant amourous insect attack.
Article sqrt(-1):
A new rally class for horizontally aligned 2 wheel vehicles will be added. Please note rally lights are required on your Segway for safety. During trials last year, suprisingly these still beat some Subaru drivers.
Guess I should get back to work now
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