Rally Bitch Wrote:
Welcome Samantha,
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> Judging by how you guys talk here, this is
> obviously a male dominated site, where penis
> welding rules (male bonding).
Hey, I do more welding than any of the pups here and I don't know what you're hinting at with the crack about penis-welding.
Is that some new thing in the club scene?
I ain't touching that with a 10 foot pole (ba dum!)
>
> That said, I'm here now but don't change a thing.
> I have a couple of girlfriends that use to be
> attracted to the pavement cruising type of guys.
Till you realised they were latent pooftah, eh?
Boys who'd rather buff thier 4" exhaust tips than nuzzle a noodle??
> Then last year we discovered rally and went to
> spectate at a few events. Most of you guys really
> look like a bunch of dorks who couldn't score with
> chicks so you got a male dominated hobby.
Ain't that the truth!!!
But you haven't been to the American Mid-west yet have you??
Holy WAAAAAHHH!!!!
Grain fed girls (and boys) a mile wide!!!
>
> I and my girlfriends do no aspire to be trophy
> Ho's for a bunch of dorks, but would like to get a
> chick team together to kick your asses in the bush
> (if you're laughing at the pun - then add immature
> to dork!).
Fine you can be equals here cause that actually is one thing that seems to separate te typical (so far) Rallyanarchista vis-vis the mainstream prim-and-wannbe-proper geekular dorks, it seems so far we're pretty egalitarian.
Equals in opportunities and flipping shit.
>
> I do recognize my initial need for your inferior
> male specie by needing car advice, and the like.
There are wonderful things called BOOKs, an old fasshioned concept that virtually none of the boys here have heard of since most are too busy chasing tail when they're not scaping the rent up somehow, and there are specific "How to Build a Rally Car books, look over there on the table there's one now.
Also as I said to Nancy_boy Morten, a car is a car and conventional troubleshooting trees work pretty good IF you read them.
So your first problem will be to gather the prerequisites to CAR ownership: Tools and manuals and a jack and depending on just how burly you are, and boy have I seen some burly BC girls, maybe a length of pipe as a extension to a breaker bar.
> But lets make this clear from the onset, I'm only
> using you and have no desire to get in your pants.
> So stop dreaming !
Don't be so sure of yourself cherie, show us a photo, then we might decide if we want to. THEN you can come with your "entré interdit"s OK.
It may not be an issue.
>
> So where does a girl start ?
You start by telling us:
what your budget is,
what your actual goals are,
what sorta crazy stuff you've done,
what languages you speak, and read
how much you are willing to learn and to do,
where can you work on things,
how much of a hurry you are to be in the woods (would you want to be out in the woods paying big entry fees and be driving what is in essence a slow as shit 20 year old crappy ol GOLF?)
or do you want to actually TRY?
>
> Whats a good car ?
Something that can progressively be built up to whatever level you can take it to with your budget and skills.
Simple to work on.
Cheap to buy
>
> Who's a good source for parts ?
For the boring bits like doors, hoods, fenders, wiper motors, glass, junk like that, wrecking yards of the "U-pull-it" or "Pick-a-part" type.
For everything to get started, that being GOOD reliable stuff, good suspension, good exhaust work, etc CALL me.
If somebody has a better deal, I'll tell you. It's too expensive to make mistakes and inventory is too costly to have too much shit on the shelf on the off chance that somebody may waltz in and maybe buy it so planning ahead is critical if you want to get good deals on imported stuff.
A lot of people buy junk cause its what everybody else has, inertia, herd-think.
Don't be a fool.
So go answer as thouroughly as you can the question just above, and remember, this is dialog, back and forth, we can't help you if you don't talk honestly and openly.
Also, you coming down to the Unexplored Southern Area for Doo Wops in 2 weeks?
Looks like Taro and Kirby will be, we already have Skye from BC here and theres whatsis name from Victoria and maybe a few others.
Come on down,bring your friends or partners in evil doing; Washington and BC are or all intents the same market.
And whatever you do when you're at the border, don't mention "Fuel rods"
>
>
John Vanlandingham
Sleezattle, WA, USA
Vive le Prole-le-ralliat
www.rallyrace.net/jvab
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