Duuuudes and dudettes, if there are any here.

At like 1:00 PM my west next door neighbor's girlfriend asked me to help her break in to their house, cause she managed to lock herself out with the baby inside. For once I decide not to act like a total asshole and go there, as soon as I get in the backyard their big ass pitbull and the two other wrinkly 120 lbs sharpeis decide to make me a chew toy. I think it was a case of mistaken identity, I mean if they had turkey treats, me being from Turkey may have caused some confusion. I got chewed up pretty bad, they bit me 7 times but I managed to kick the pitbull on the nose with my size 13 right foot and punched the dumbass sharpei they call Bubba on the nose so hard, the fucker is still hiding.

I made Mike the codriver and east neighbor drive me to the good old Krankenhaus up the block, the nurses and docs (especially Jennifer the 25 year old intern, blonde, 5'7" 133 3/4 lbs, 32 D, engaged dammit) were more shocked and shaken than I. They patched me up, gave me a happy shot, a bunch of antibiotics and told me not to drink for a while. I called work and told them I won't be there, went to Mike's garage, replaced the universal joints, drank about a case of beer with Mike and planted my butt infront of the tube.

I know the dogs had their shots and what not but do you think it's normal for me to wanting to bite somebody ? An R/A Tech Guru perhaps ??

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

I don't think the dogs mistook you for a Turkey !

It was probably more due to your dark complection. Pitbulls have been owned for years by Nazi racist skinhead, and other underedmucated whie trash. This type of "intruder profiling" has been bread into them.

Do me a favour, go and pick yourself up some "whitening" cream and apply it liberally to your fave, hands, and other exposed parts. Then jump the fence again and see if the dogs still attack you.

If they do attack, I guess you've proved my theory incorrect.

Seriously though... I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune. A Chow once took a chump out of my hand (perhaps if I had been disguised as a Yuppy, it wouldn't have happened?). I can relate... it sucks !

Google the antibiotic they gave you and research the indication of consuming alcohol with it. A lot of antibiotics lose/eliminate effectiveness with consumed alcohol.

Take care of yourself !

Whoa, that bites (har har)

Try to do something nice and see what happens.........

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www.rallyrace.net

Odd, I was being nice in July and helped get my neighboor's cat out of a tree. The cat bit the crap out of my hand, she bit right though my thumb nail!

So off to the ER I went. I was sitting in the ER passing time with no service when A doctor walked by. So I yell Tina and she says Derek. See I went to College with Tina and we traveled all over the US on the sailing team together.

In seconds my ER visit turned from typical hell to awsome service, I had two nurses and two techs working away on my wounds.

Tina ia hot but she is married, as am I to one of her sority sisters who is also hot.

So if you rally do not handle neighboor's pets. I feel your pain.

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In the long run reality always wins.

You guys really need to learn to bring your camera when you go to the hospital.

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Grant Hughes

Mine wasn't that clean. My legs kinda look like carne assada burritos, without guacamole though.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

Oh yeah, I meant to say, that sucks! Dog attacks are no good. I got chased by a big ass Rottweiler last week at 7 in the fucking morning. Got away though, but had to drive on the sidewalk and run a stop sign in avoidance. It was as I was getting on my scooter.

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Grant Hughes

Guns are amazingly effective at helping agressive dogs to mellow out. One must be quick though. Bummer for you Cheese North of the border.... Your Government in their infinite wisdom believes that only the criminals should have guns and thus your 'Good Government' has taken them from you.

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JohnLane

Volvo 260turbo AKA The Fire Breathing Monster
Overkill is consistently more fun

"believes that only the criminals should have guns and thus your 'Good Government' has taken them from you."

Strangely, the statistics on gun violence are less per capita up here then down there.

Aren't there more firearms per capita "up there" too?

Thought I saw something along those lines recently...

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Pete Remner
Cleveland, Ohio

1984 RX-7 (rallycross thing)
1978
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Interesting statistical chart of the trends in choice of weapons that Americans kill Americans with.

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm

Note the popularity of the Handgun.

Anyhow...

Back on topic, how are you doing Mustafa ?

I am doing fine, just cleaning the guns. Hahahaha

I came to work on saturday to se my whole desk decorated with pitbull, rotty and yorkshire terrier pictures. My dear coworkers even got some chew toys and wrote my name on them. If I get the rabies, I have a list of people I will bite for sure.

Actually it's 11:00 PM and I'm still at the office.

The left leg only hurts when and if I sit down, apparently the bastards bit deep enough to mess the mucle a bit. Doc says it will be as good as new with running and stretching the muscle.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

http://www.guncontrol.ca/Content/Cda-US.htm There is an iteresting link as well.
I did some research, and it would appear that the US is safer then ever.
In 1976 there was 3.97 gun related homicides per 100.000 that rate dropped to 3.86 in 2002.
That seems pretty high to me when you compare the stats with canada, the average from 1987 to 1996 for Canada was 0.7, while the US was 5.7 per 100.000.
The real kicker is during the same period, 65% of all homicides in the US were gun related, hand guns being involved in 52% of those. The numbers for canada are 32% and 14%. Just goes to show how we do things hands on up here.
We also have far fewer guns, 0.25 per capita for canada, 0.82 for the US. Maybe Gun control does work, though I don't know anyone that actually has a registered rifle...
Sorry for the boring facts, I find it rather interesting.
Cheers

Taro

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Taro Snell
Gabriola Is, Colombie Britannique, Canuckistan
1979 Volvo 240 GrF....eventually

So, what happened to the dogs and owners?

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Grant Hughes

Mustafa maybe you should get some silent revenge and bake a pound cake laced with laxative and then chuck a few chunks over the fence every couple of days.