heymagic Banned Infallible Moderator Location: La la land Join Date: 01/25/2006 Age: Fossilized Posts: 3,740 Rally Car: Not a Volvo |
that was on the UK website that Danster posted
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/testicleeating-fish-the-pacu-found-in-paris-with-fears-it-could-be-coming-to-the-uk-8798118.html Fish may starve in France because the French have no balls?? |
danster Haggis Muncher Ultra Moderator Location: Haggisland UK Join Date: 01/04/2013 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 409 Rally Car: VWs (for my sins) |
Damn that fish has got better teeth than me!
![]() It can stay that way as I ain't gonna change my diet and start munching balls to get my gnashers that clean and tidy. And as per other thread to heck with fighting wars with humans, best start killing all those fish before they gnaw off every testicle on the planet. Nobody told me humanity would end in such a way during school. Disappointingly not yet a Jackass |
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danster Haggis Muncher Ultra Moderator Location: Haggisland UK Join Date: 01/04/2013 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 409 Rally Car: VWs (for my sins) |
Breaking News.....
Pacu fish now in the USA!! Hiding in your lakes, munching on your testes. ![]() This is all bringing back bad childhood memories of Jaws. It looks like Amity Island and Roy Sneider all over again, but this time in Illinois! I couldn't sleep last night with worry.....well a bit of that, but mainly because for once I had a legitimate reason for holding my privates to keep them safe from stray Pacu. ![]() Disappointingly not yet a Jackass |
Your comment made me think of codpieces. Perhaps we should get some. Since we are (in my case was) rallyists they should be made of 6061 T6. The rich Subaru guys will probably have them in titanium.
I was going to joke further about it and thought about posting an ebay link, so I did an ebay search. Holy shit! I guess the weirdos actually wear these damn things (leather/rubber/etc). Forget the link. I can't unsee it! Gotta go bleach my eyes......... |
Aaron Luptak Aaron Luptak Elite Moderator Location: SLC Join Date: 02/15/2008 Age: Midlife Crisis Posts: 776 Rally Car: Civic... |
clearly y'all don't waste nearly enough time on the internet - this is soooo three weeks ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacu
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heymagic Banned Infallible Moderator Location: La la land Join Date: 01/25/2006 Age: Fossilized Posts: 3,740 Rally Car: Not a Volvo |
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danster Haggis Muncher Ultra Moderator Location: Haggisland UK Join Date: 01/04/2013 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 409 Rally Car: VWs (for my sins) |
Arghhhhh!! Aaron you should have told us. This just gets worse, Edinburgh is only 45 miles south from me and it's raining heavily here in Scotland at the moment. The rivers are rising and those feckin Pacu fishes will be able to swim north in no time. Looks like another sleepless night for me as I'll have to spend it "protecting" my crown jewels.... ![]() But what the hell were them fishes doing at the Edinburgh Butterfly and Insect world anyway? I'll bet they were there to gnaw the balls off the insects so they could procreate and produce some weird genetic hybrid flying ball chewing fish. ![]() Disappointingly not yet a Jackass |
Jay Jay Woodward Super Moderator Location: Snohomish, WA Join Date: 12/21/2005 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 893 Rally Car: '90 Mazdog Frankenprotege |
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john vanlandingham John Vanlandingham Elite Moderator Location: Ford Asylum, Sleezattle, WA Join Date: 12/20/2005 Age: Fossilized Posts: 14,152 Rally Car: Saab 96 V4 |
The mind shudders! I knew this would happen if those gawddam ecologists got their way! And what wif you geezer up there runnin' round in those cute dresses you all wear ---and we know what you wear under them!---nuffin!---eeven easier for these nasty wee beasties! There's already a book out! John Vanlandingham Sleezattle, WA, USA Vive le Prole-le-ralliat www.rallyrace.net/jvab CALL +1 206 431-9696 Remember! Pacific Standard Time is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time. |
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danster Haggis Muncher Ultra Moderator Location: Haggisland UK Join Date: 01/04/2013 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 409 Rally Car: VWs (for my sins) |
Well thought I'd better update and let folks know I survived the invasion of the Pacu.
Turns out to have been quite a weekend too. I decided to take Jens advice and get some proper Personal Protection Equipment in the form of a fluorescent codpiece. But on the way back from purchasing said item I got mistaken for New York City 80s disco legend Cameo and ended up spending the weekend in VIP areas of nightclubs surrounded by sexy groupies and coke... WORD UP!! Disappointingly not yet a Jackass |
john vanlandingham John Vanlandingham Elite Moderator Location: Ford Asylum, Sleezattle, WA Join Date: 12/20/2005 Age: Fossilized Posts: 14,152 Rally Car: Saab 96 V4 |
Well all you need now is a stylish tin-foil hat and then you'll fit right in and be ready for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. John Vanlandingham Sleezattle, WA, USA Vive le Prole-le-ralliat www.rallyrace.net/jvab CALL +1 206 431-9696 Remember! Pacific Standard Time is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time. |