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February 01, 2008 06:43PM
So I just got back from the chiropractor and I have a 'severely' injured back at the moment. It's all muscular so that's good, but I am seriously crooked and in some gnarly pain. In true Grant fashion I started making up stories as to how it happened and thought I'd give my rally friends the choice of what there favorite is.

Option 1: Got hit by a Hummer during Thursday nights snow storm while riding around on the scooter.

Option 2: Got accosted again by a the same bunch of now gay hipsters on Vespas.

Option 3: 750 yards of the breast stroke.

Option 4: Doing it.



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Re: Back
February 01, 2008 10:46PM
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> So I just got back from the chiropractor.....


A chiropractor? Did he/she rub you with crystals while chanting and cracking your back? Sheeesh.....

Stop going to witch doctors. See a good orthopaedic surgeon. Then you won't have to make up stories.

I lived in Colorado about the time the cowboys were being pushed out by the Granolaland (aka California) crowd. I guess the Californians have completed their invasion.




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Re: Back
February 01, 2008 10:57PM
Colorado has always been a bunch of panty waste poofs. I from the real cowboy land. I remember the time we had to lasso some horses and ride them bareback back to the barn after getting the truck stuck in a big mud bog. When I was 9. Wyoming. It's not like I went to a acupunturist at least.



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Re: Back
February 02, 2008 12:04AM
Grant,

I suffered from the bad back for years ( from doing it, of course) The chiro never did a thing for me, then I trained my 5-year old to walk around on my back; works like a charm!

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Re: Back
February 04, 2008 11:27PM
gotta go with the gay hipsters on vespas... while doing it? hahahaha

I hope your back gets better.. I'm 6'3 and the back gives me trouble every now and then... I remember throwing it out by sneezing one morning... oy.



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