Not wanting to be mentioned

I received a private massage today from a person who requested that his name not be mentioned in any of my posts.

Here's the pretty subject line I received "Leave me out of this crap" !

If anyone feels they do not want to be mentioned or made a reference to then please post your your name in this thread !

This is not a public site and only members may view and post.

It's the "Altrenative" Rally Community.

I dislike behind the scenes chicken shit people who don't have to balls to post in plain view, but none the less I will respect the persons privacy and not mention his name here.

However should he desire, that I don't use his name in the future, then please have the backbone to post here in plain view of the rest of our members !!!

Edit - Felt like I had to remove "Otherwise go fuck yourself".

There... that looks better !







Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2006 07:13PM by Morten.

Who was it?
We won't tell anybody.
Honest.

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Sleezattle, WA, USA

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Let me help you out.

Right now he looks like this :

Morten Wrote:
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> I received a private massage today from a person
> who requested that his name not be mentioned in
> any of my posts.
>
> Here's the pretty subject line I received "Leave
> me out of this crap" !

I thought Jens said he wasn't coming here anymore. Guess he's just lurking in the bushes... naughty

(just a guess)

PS: non-members can read now, I want Google/etc to index the site.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2006 08:06PM by Skye.

Morten Wrote:
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> However should he desire, that I don't use his
> name in the future, then please have the backbone
> to post here in plain view of the rest of our
> members !!!


Morten, or is it Moron... (as your idiotic "My engine don't run. Should I pull it out?" posts attest to),

The gloves are off. I sent you a polite private message because this sites regulations require a signature. Rather than ruffling the feathers of some idiot moderator I decided to send you a private message.

Your post here confirms what I told you... This site is a bloody cluster-fuck of disgruntled, foul-mouthed, alcoholic, semen dribbling wankers.

You don't want to keep me out of your idiotic posts? Okay, don't if that blows your sissy skirt up.

I can't wait to read more of your stupid, thumb sucking posts about your engine.




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2006 10:02PM by Jens.

Well done, always good to see one's true colours come out.

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Jens Wrote:
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> Morten Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > However should he desire, that I don't use
> his
> > name in the future, then please have the
> backbone
> > to post here in plain view of the rest of
> our
> > members !!!
>
>
> Morten, or is it Moron... (as your idiotic "My
> engine don't run. Should I pull it out?" posts
> attest to),
OK so Morten makes absolutely no excuses or even apologies for being a complete git-know-nuthin about motors and axles and even how they small world of one man businesses inventing and fixing stuff works, we can forgive him that.
He seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeems to be dimly grasping the idea that he will need to get a book to help him with a more systematic and rational approach, even if we ALL have to call him a wooden headed dumb fucking DANE, and it just so happens he IS a real live gen-u-ine Dane.

But YOU wrote in the past every fucking 5 minutes when you were last actually occasionally thinking about planning to maybe start you last rally car.
You wote about trailer tires, batteries, endlessly about the most stupid and trivial things that EVERY SINGLE PERSON I EVER MET WHO MENTIONED YOUR NAME SLAPS THEIR FOREHEAD AND SAYS "WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!! cAN'T HE FIGURE OUT A SINGLE THING HIMSELF????!!!!" You wrote about fucking WASPS for fucks sake.
So while not defending Morten's laziness and helplessness for a second, YOU have no leg to stand on you pseudo ersatz Dane.
>
> The gloves are off. I sent you a polite private
> message because this sites regulations require a
> signature. Rather than ruffling the feathers of
> some idiot moderator I decided to send you a
> private message.

Hey Einsteins lost cousin, you ain't gonna ruffle anybodies feathers here EXCEPT by being all polite and huffy. Didn't you read the fuckin READ THIS FIRST Notice???
It was in your mother (sole) tongue.
>
> Your post here confirms what I told you... This
> site is a bloody cluster-fuck of disgruntled,
> foul-mouthed, alcoholic, semen dribbling wankers.

And I thought you were angry at is, and WHAM you get all complimentary and cozy.
You're odd.
>
> You don't want to keep me out of your idiotic
> posts? Okay, don't if that blows your sissy skirt
> up.

You promised not to tell!!!
OK now the whole world knows Morten is a girly man, moved to Canada from his native Danmark cuase he wanted to live in the Great OUTDOORS and:

TITLE: I'm a Lumberjack
Lyrics and Chords


I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

/ G - CE7 Am7 / D D7 GC G / :

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

/ G - C Am7 / D D7 G - / G - C A7 / D7 - GC G /

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

WAHH! And I thought you were so RUGGED!
>
> I can't wait to read more of your stupid, thumb
> sucking posts about your engine.
Just what do you spend your time sucking?
Gawd!! don't tell us!!
>
>
>
>
> Edited 1 times. Last edit at Feb 14, 2006 by Jens.

Say Jens, ever been in a Turkish prison?

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John Vanlandingham
Sleezattle, WA, USA

Vive le Prole-le-ralliat

www.rallyrace.net/jvab
CALL +1 206 431-9696
Remember! Pacific Standard Time
is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time.

Men in skirts ?? You mean kilts ???

Maybe I should post a pic of Achmad Watanabe McIntosh.

See Skye, you build it and THEY will come.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

Bloody queens.......



Just kidding, love you Liz... mwah

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john vanlandingham Wrote:

> ....you ain't gonna ruffle
> anybodies feathers here EXCEPT by being all polite
> and huffy.

Awww... John... you have such an endearing personality. I like you too..just as much as you like me.


> And I thought you were angry at is, and WHAM you
> get all complimentary and cozy.

Gee golly John, I wouldn't for a moment want you to feel hurt. I apologize if my comments made you think I was angry at you.

As for Morty... What happened John? Usually you like to express your displeasure with him. Do you owe him a refund for that piece of junk engine you over-charged him for?

Edit: To ensure your feathers will be ruffled, I removed an impolite comment.








Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2006 12:06AM by Jens.

"The gloves are off".

I think you missed the point !

Do you realize that your whole point was not to be mentioned in threads on this site, well after your tirade here... you've fully opened the door !

Ouestion :

What fucking grown man dresses his German Sheppard up in his wifes wedding dress and send it to some TV or Radio station and thinks he's going to win a contest ?

Answer :

Jens

I wasn't going to mention your name here, I made that very clear from the beginning. Then you go and insult me for no reason.

I insist that you apologize (Slight parody to Mustafa's thread a couple of weeks ago). But I bet that you're the type of man who never does anything wrong.

Jens, you have no loyalty to your word.

I remember on ss.com when I mentioned that I was Danish and you pretty much came down my throat. Some shit that I shouldn't be proud of that because in your words "Denmark is the Kiddie porn capitol of the world". (Or something along those lines)

Then a couple of weeks ago, after some shit newspaper in fucking Jutland re-publishes a few cartoons that offend millions of muslims... you go on and brag about how proud you are of your heritage and your endorsement of Danish products.

You choose sides when it suits you, and then bounce back and fourth.

Doesn't say much for your word or moral character does it ?

Morten Wrote:
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> Do you realize that your whole point was not to be
> mentioned in threads on this site....

Hey Moron, You actually bought that line of crap? Well I guess that makes sense considering what you pay JVL.


> Then you go and insult me for no reason.

No reason? You're kidding, right?


> I insist that you apologize

When pigs fly.

> You choose sides when it suits you, and then
> bounce back and fourth.

No shit, Sherlock. You're just now figuring that out?


Morty, Morty, Morty.... All you had to do was drop me from your attack list, but you went public. So be it.

You and John really need to stop meeting like this. I'm about to bust a gut laughing.....


John: "Bend over Morty. I'm gonna make you my b... [expletive deleted], and then I'm gonna send you the bill."

Morten: "Oh, John, baby... I'm gonna polish your connecting rod."

John: "Squeal like a stuck Cannuck pig while I ram this sixty over Mahle in."

Morten: "Oh...OH...OH... John, your lobe has so much duration."

John: "I'm going to screw your nut on my connecting rod, and then send you another bill."

Morten: "Give it to me baby. The check is in the mail."

John: "Hey Morty. Do you like being scre...[expletive deleted] by me?"

Morten: "Oh yes, John. [sobbing like a baby] Please, please, do me again."

Morten: "John, I can't find a brake hose."

John: "Morty, honey, I have a hose for you right here. Oh, and by the way.. I'm sending you another bill."

Morten: "Dear John, What are these BALL joints? Where do I get more?"

John: "You want my BALL joints again?. Okay here it cums, and I'm sending you another bill."

Morten: "Where do I put the engine in my car?"

John: "Here, Morty, let me demonstrate where to stick it."

Morten: "But John, it's leaking."

John: "A little leakage here and there is normal. Hang on a minute... I have to write you another bill."

Morten: "John Dearest, Do I remove the engine from the pan, or do I remove the pan from the engine?"

John: "You steaming pile of [expletive deleted]. Don't let a little leak upset you. Just put another gallon of oil in it."

Morten [now sobbing uncontrollably and sucking his thumb]: "Johnny, There is oil all over my garage floor. What should I do next? I sent you another check."

John: "Morty, do you really need to ask? Bend over again you worthless piece of monkey meat."

Morten: "Oh John." [music comes up] "Oh do me one more time.... Can't get enough of a man like you...."

John: "I'm sending you another bill."


Etc... etc... etc....






Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2006 08:05AM by Jens.

"Attack list" ?

You think you're on an attack list ?

Have you considered professional intervention for your dillusion, paranoia, and possibly other psychological issues from which you evidently suffer ?

I'm serious, you've got issues !

For the last time I never mentioned your name in going "public", your true colors have shined through all by your own effort. All you had to do was type a simple "Jens" or ignored the fact that I called you and JVL "polar opposites" in one of my posts.

You can also stop trying to stick a wedge between John and I, it won't work. If I need to discuss anything with John, I'll do so on the phone.


Jens give it a rest !

Give it a rest ???????????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

Please continue, this is getting entertaining.

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

Morten Wrote:
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> "Attack list" ?
>
> You think you're on an attack list ?
>
> Have you considered professional intervention for
> your dillusion, paranoia, and possibly other
> psychological issues from which you evidently

Morten,
you just don't understand American culture do you?
THIS is "the Pseudo-Dane's "therapy".
For a sad segment of aging, impotent, washed up and GIVEN up bitter old geezers, dilusions, paranoia, and a death wish is the norm, even if it isn't "normal".
> suffer ?
>
> I'm serious, you've got issues !

That has been clear since at least 1998.
>
>
> Jens give it a rest !

whining about his offended honor is all he has left.
Poor thing, marooned in Corn-etti-rut, chained to a wife who won't quit her job so Jens can move to Danmark and be happy.
Or New Zeeland.
Or Belarus???

Don't be too mean to him, his ticker is defective.
>
>
>
>

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John Vanlandingham
Sleezattle, WA, USA

Vive le Prole-le-ralliat

www.rallyrace.net/jvab
CALL +1 206 431-9696
Remember! Pacific Standard Time
is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time.