welcome to ME!!

so i used to be on this one international rally forum (the one with the little flag next to your name which is useless for me) and i got into these little arguments with some kid that really pissed me off. it was the last thing i could take between the know it alls who don’t say shit, the kids who are in luuuuuvvvv with petter solberg and the pizza guy who is considered a demi-god but has no life. so i said fuck it. and john vandelangaghnanmangaam sent me a message saying this little world was better cause you can say fuck and shit and all them good werdz that immigrants like me learn when they first step off the boat, well, plane. so I’ve been lurking here for a few hours instead of doing my "TPS reports" and i have to say y'all seem cool. not like my co-worker down the hall with some stupid song on her cell phone.... fuck i hate songs on cell fones instead of good ol’ ringtones..... but that's for another thread i guess. ok, the phone stopped ringing, where was i (strokes his beard while looking up in the air)......

here is what you need to know about me:
24, soon 25. single (depending on the time of day), oh and heterosuzal, lives in Bawlmer in the great small-hood-rich state of Marlin, been living there since 94 and before that, well, before that i was on the side of a mountain where Italy, Switzerland and France meet.

thou also shall learn from me and me from you. please welcome me with some rotten tomatoes!

Welcome to the family, JB

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www.rallyrace.net

"please welcome me with some rotten tomatoes!"

Okay...

Why is Italy shaped like a boot ?

Because they couldn't fit all the shit in a shoe !

Welcome to Rally Anarchy !

Morten Wrote:
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> "please welcome me with some rotten tomatoes!"
>
> Okay...
>
> Why is Italy shaped like a boot ?
>
> Because they couldn't fit all the shit in a shoe
> !
>
> Welcome to Rally Anarchy !


hehe, i used to date an italian woman....... NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

JB Wrote:
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> ....instead of doing my "TPS reports"

I suppose you have a red Swingline stapler too.


> co-worker down the hall with some stupid song on
> her cell phone.... fuck i hate songs on cell fones
> instead of good ol’ ringtones..... but that's for
> another thread i guess.

This is a good thread for that. I hate cell phones. I hate cutzy wootzy ring tones. I hate cell phone users and lawyers too.


> here is what you need to know about me:
> 24, soon 25. single (depending on the time of
> day), oh and heterosuzal....

What difference does it make if you're 16 or 96? I don't give a rat's ass what you dip your dick into. What matters is if you love rally. Real rally, not this stupid forest sprint racing they like to call rally lately.

JB Wrote:
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> >
> > Welcome to Rally Anarchy !
>
>
> hehe, i used to date an italian woman....... NEVER
> AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Well silly boy you don't have to date them just Ba-Boum Ba-boum and that's that!!
Dear god how I love to hear Italian women's voices, it must go back to early childhood living in Napoli. They could be talking about the laundry and oi oi oi!

Hey you know you can jump in that Nissan and DRIVE away from the shithole of the NE, its 99% wannbe "connected" punks or zenophobic geriatriques haters.

Look on the map, and way up in the far upper LEFT corner is a pretty nice state with a fairly good economy and lots of mountains and gravel roads.
And we don't use salt out here, so lots of older cars.

anyway don't even think about being shy here.
Welcome.

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John Vanlandingham
Sleezattle, WA, USA

Vive le Prole-le-ralliat

www.rallyrace.net/jvab
CALL +1 206 431-9696
Remember! Pacific Standard Time
is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time.

Hey FUCKSTICK,

I have a Rio Red Swingline 747. You got a problem with that ?

Come near me and I'll staple your lower lip to your forehead.

Welcome aboard JB, are you from Sommerkamp ?

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

I have had AC/DC Back in Black for a ring tone, it was cool for about 2 minutes. My phone had a tendency to ring at the exact time that the person across from me would be someone who only appreciates classical music.

I could only blame it on my non existant nephew so many times.

I too prefer classic ring tone.

One I don't mind is the ring tone that is the original creepy Halloween sound track (the movie with Jamie Lee Curtis).

I'd image Samamtha prefers the vibration mode ?



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Morten Wrote:
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> I'd image Samamtha prefers the vibration mode ?

Hey Dipshit.....

Why are you reading this? Go see if you can turn over your engine. Go NOW! I don't have all day.

sorry for messing up your name Mr. John.....

as far as being 16 or 96, well, i dont fuck with either of them! and me loving rallying, well, when it was snowing saturday night i turned down a NICE (i mean N.I.C.E.) booty call to take my car out on some suburbian side streets and to make it go sideways.... sideways.... sideways.... sideways.... sideways.... oops, almost hit an escalade that was crashed in a ditch.... sideways.... sideways.... damn, i didnt know H2's couldn't go up a snowy hill.... sideways....

you catch my drift.... sideways....

sagsert Wrote:
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> Hey FUCKSTICK,
>
> I have a Rio Red Swingline 747. You got a problem
> with that ?

Hey numb nuts,

The dude's "TPS reports" line is from a movie. My red swingline comment is related to the same movie. Get with the program.

> Phoenix AZ

Oh... I understand your hostility now. A scorpion nailed you in the balls. Ouch.


> Instigator Extraordinaire

Yeah, right. And, I'm the Easter Bunny.

"Hey Dipshit.....

Why are you reading this? Go see if you can turn over your engine. Go NOW! I don't have all day."

Clearly you are looking into a mirror and typing your thoughts right ?

As for those of you waiting for me to see if I can turn the motor... you'd better look back later. I have to take the rad off to get to the crank bolt, and I have to go buy a piece of pipe too.

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> I have to take the rad off to get to the crank bolt,
> and I have to go buy a piece of pipe too.

Ugh.. the new generation of "rallyists" is clueless. Buy, buy, buy is your solution to everything.

Put the car in gear (1st or 2nd or reverse will do). Put a piece of tape on the front pulley, or on a v-belt, or on your dick. Then "bump" the car by pushing it forwards or backwards. Then go look at the tape and see if your engine turned over, or... if you got a woody.

Sheesh....

>
> Yeah, right. And, I'm the Easter Bunny.
>
You keep telling us that Jens.

Got Pics?

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JohnLane

Volvo 260turbo AKA The Fire Breathing Monster
Overkill is consistently more fun

Sounds logical, except for the dick part.

However, my garage floor is not level and slopes into a lane. I can't push the car forward (uphill) and if I push it back, then it'll block the lane.

Can you visualize that or do you need pics ?