Strange Fortune Cookies

Here is what mine says today;

Not to engage in the pursuit of ideas is to live like ants instead of like men.

Now when I add "In Bed" to the end of it it makes no sense.

I'll go eat more Chinese food to get a better fortune. I don't like this one it sounds like something that would get me in trouble with R/A.

Cheers
M.Samli

Men in bed... John Lennon?

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Sounds like Ayn Rand.

You're adding 'in bed' in the wrong spot.
Not to engage in the pursuit of ideas in bed is to live
like ants instead of like men.

A few years ago I found a place in SF that sold X-Rated fortune cookines like these :

http://www.gigglesworld.com/displayitem.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwpd002

I had gone to pick up Chinese food for the girlfriend that I had at the time and her parents. Her dad was the stuffy accountant type with the woirst sense of humour that I have ever encountered.

After I had picked up the bag o' greasy Chinese food, I did a quick swap of the fortune cookies, returned to their house and patienly wait for everyone to finish eating.

It was very funny to sit back an look at the expressions on peoples faces, as they read the fortunes multiple times before the politely crumpled the little pieces of paper... too embarassed to say anything.

I remember one of the fortunes, "Confucious says - Big cats are dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone".

A highly recommended prank !

"That wasn't Chicken"

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JohnLane

Overkill is consistently more fun

"That wasn't Chicken" :