Hey, Einstein !!

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Yes, they would show where you are. And if you go faster than light, where you have been.

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RichardM

Richard,

HOW ABOUT THESE OTHER STEVEN WRIGHT QUESTIONS (grin)?


1. What's the speed of dark?

2. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

3. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

4. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

And
"if electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?"

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John Vanlandingham
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Comrade,

Well, no actually it doesn't. Within the well documented annals of prehistory (and the personal history of Dennis) it was commonly understood that "morality", as it has been passed on and as we understand it today, was derived from the ancient practice of throwing unwanted animal carcasses and waste into an equally undesirable service area then known and grunted audibly as the "awly". (This is where the children's game "Awly, Awly oxen free" came from too. If there had not been a diarrhetic outbreak and nobody had thrown an ox carcass into the awly in quite a while, the awly was far less odorous. So, the children made a game out of seeing how close they could run toward awly without being grossed out by the smell. If there was no dead ox (oxen free), it would be safe enough to play near the awly. If not they would quickly run away and all the other kids would laugh at the one who was grossed out first.) So you see, Awly was the universal prehistoric term now directly translatable into common English as the word "alley". Our word, "Morality" then comes to us derived from the word "awly", conjoined with the traditional American notion of "more is better" and the undeniable fact that the more undesirable things you throw out into the alley, the better your immediate living conditions become: ie: Mor (into the )alley.

Therfore: Morality = Clean Living (sloppy drunks not withstanding)

Rich Smith




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/26/2006 06:31PM by Rich Smith.

Rich Smith Wrote:
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> Richard,
>
> HOW ABOUT THESE OTHER STEVEN WRIGHT QUESTIONS
> (grin)?
>
>
> 1. What's the speed of dark?
It is the inverse of the speed of light. It is also the basis of one of my patents, the DED or Dark Emitting Diode.

>
> 2. How do you tell when you're out of invisible
> ink?
When you can see it.
>
> 3. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to
> buy her friends?
Well, duh, like dude, if you have to ask that, well just gag me with a spoon.
>
> 4. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
In case you are incognito.
>
>
> 5. What happens if you get scared half to death
> twice?
Nothing if you are a driver. You are thereby too dumb to notice this. And likewise nothing if you are co-driver unless it was in the route book.
>
>

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RichardM