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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 10, 2010 06:46PM
Carl S Wrote:
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> Ha! Looks like hes making a pasty. Dont forget
> to butter that crust so it turns out nice and
> golden brown.
>
> That sauna video is good too. John, I think along
> with proper suspension and gearing you need to
> start pushing a sauna as one of the rally basic
> essentials. Even when its 90 degrees out a sauna
> still feels good.

Yeah, except you do have to watch the alcohol and the temptation.
I was how shall we say---discussiong the meaning of life and the secret of happiness with Linda--the English girl I knew so well in 1979---in the sauna after the welcome dinner at an Intrenational moto-cross in Jämshög put on by Vimmerby motorklubb.
Well with the spirits and all the blood drained outta my big head into my somewhat smaller head I really very nearly flat fainted.... really crawled out of the sauna and she sprayed the cold water over me..
Which of course woke me up, shrank the monster and so we began all over...
Liquor, naked girls, sauna, oi! Oi! Oi!

yep we need more of that here, yep yep..


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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 10, 2010 07:42PM
It's dangerous even w/o alcohol:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100808/ap_on_re_eu/eu_finland_sauna_contest_death
I think both finalists were idiots. What's next?



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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 10, 2010 07:55PM
Slipping her the old sauna makkara is tricky business.
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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 10, 2010 08:20PM
Wasn't whining. I was pointing out the obvious- that you seemed to miss.



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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 11, 2010 01:07AM
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> Wasn't whining. I was pointing out the obvious-
> that you seemed to miss.

Timmy-boy, we don't need a little snide boy to point out the obvious.
An old friend and i were having a nice conversation before you stuck you nose into OUR conversation so just fuck off and let the grown ups talk since you have nothing to add either useful or funny....
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> Feisty Peacock?
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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 11, 2010 01:10AM
There are lots of questions someone could ask without wanting to divulge the core reason...

Say do you know where I can get some Viagra and a flea collar?

Do you know a place that sells liederhozen?

Can hamsters crawl backwards?

What is Sarah Palins mailing address?

Anyone have a spare sock and a tube of lipstick?


Would anyone expext or want to know more if any of the above questions were asked?? (besides Merrilee...)
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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 11, 2010 01:16AM
heymagic Wrote:

Those are all way different. if they were this one line throw aay type of message they be more like:
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> There are lots of questions someone could ask
> without wanting to divulge the core reason...
>
> Say do you know where I can get some Viagra and a
> flea collar?

Anybody know who might know about drugs> itches?
>
> Do you know a place that sells liederhozen?

Anybody know German? (and it's 'leder' for leather, lieder is plural for 'songs')
>
> Can hamsters crawl backwards?

what about some house-pets?
>
> What is Sarah Palins mailing address?

Anybody know any well known residents of a small town in AK who
Can't Understand Normal Thinking?
>
> Anyone have a spare sock and a tube of lipstick?

Who knows about clothes and appearance things?
>
>
> Would anyone expext or want to know more if any of
> the above questions were asked?? (besides
> Merrilee...)

Gotta be maximum vague, man more vague.

By the way, are you going to new York, or by bus?






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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 11, 2010 10:26AM
john vanlandingham Wrote:
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> heymagic Wrote:
>
> Those are all way different. if they were this one
> line throw aay type of message they be more like:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There are lots of questions someone could
> ask
> > without wanting to divulge the core
> reason...
> >
> > Say do you know where I can get some Viagra
> and a
> > flea collar?
>
> Anybody know who might know about drugs>
> itches?
> >
> > Do you know a place that sells liederhozen?
>
> Anybody know German? (and it's 'leder' for
> leather, lieder is plural for 'songs')
> >
> > Can hamsters crawl backwards?
>
> what about some house-pets?
> >
> > What is Sarah Palins mailing address?
>
> Anybody know any well known residents of a small
> town in AK who
> Can't Understand Normal Thinking?
> >
> > Anyone have a spare sock and a tube of
> lipstick?
>
> Who knows about clothes and appearance things?
> >
> >
> > Would anyone expext or want to know more if
> any of
> > the above questions were asked?? (besides
> > Merrilee...)
>
> Gotta be maximum vague, man more vague.
>
> By the way, are you going to new York, or by bus?
>
>
>
>
> John Vanlandingham
> Sleezattle, WA, USA
>
> Vive le Prole-le-ralliat
>
> www.rallyrace.net/jvab
> CALL +1 206 431-9696
> Remember! Pacific Standard Time
> is 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time.

Knock it off John...Timmy said you can't make funny on the forum!


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Re: Any Spanish here?
August 16, 2010 12:56PM
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There are lots of questions someone could ask without wanting to divulge the core reason...

Say do you know where I can get some Viagra and a flea collar?

Do you know a place that sells liederhozen?

Can hamsters crawl backwards?

What is Sarah Palins mailing address?

Anyone have a spare sock and a tube of lipstick?


Would anyone expext or want to know more if any of the above questions were asked?? (besides Merrilee...)

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