The poor Swedes...

The other day I was talking to my Norwegian friend and we got talking about the Swedes. He asked me if i knew any jokes about the Swede, I couldn't remember any.

We did discover that both the Norwegians and the Danes make fun of and jokes about the Swedes.

Here's one he (Jorgen) told me :

Why don't Swedish kids play hide and go seek ?

Because no one wants to go look for them !

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this morning in central Sweden. Swedish search and rescue workers have recovered 3000 bodies thus far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening...

There was a power failure in Stockholm, and hundreds of swedes were trapped in escalators.

Q: What do you get if you crossbreed a swede with an ape?
A: Another swede.

10,000 Swedes ran into the weeds chasing one Norwegian.
10,000 Swedes ran from the weeds being chased by one Norwegian.

See also http://archiver.rootsweb.com/th/read/NORWAY/1997-12/0882066181

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RichardM