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No, it's time to save some money...and if the new Taurus defecates upon the mattress (pops the back side head gasket or lunches the transmission), look again at the advice in the thread.
Anything BMW and ESPECIALLY anything newer than E36 should be met with a stern application of this:
Just remember the car being worked on in the image is a Vulva 240something.
Yeah but the caption is "First you gotta get his attention"
From a joke my Grandpa used to tell from the depression in Arkansas.
Joe Doakes was bust and had to sell his best mule, really his onli-est mule but that mule was the best in the county, plow up a storm it would, so Joe got his asking price, enough to get to California...and the good life.
He told the guy down the road he'll work all day, but you have to ask him real nice like. And say purdy-please.
Next day Homer is out in front of the house as Joe is packing the old truck and he's pissed. He's stomping his foot and saying his sold a dud mule, it won't do a gawddam thing..
Doakes asks "well didya ask him nice?'
Yep!
Didya say purdy-please?
Yep and I was embarrassed doing it....
"Show me whatcher did..."
Well I ambled over and lifted his ear and whisper all sweet-um "Please Mr Mule can we git to plowin? " like this....
Doakes says "OH I see the problem, and grabs a 2x4 and wails the mule upside the haid hard as he can...."
Homer is shocked and blurts out
"But din't ya say you gotta ask him nicely?"
Yep. But first you gotta get his attention.
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