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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 28, 2012 11:25PM
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I almost died from lack of oxygen to my heart while laughing reading these (particularly number 1)

trying to expand the list are ya??
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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 08:22AM
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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 12:41PM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?



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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 12:46PM
Not all mass shooters are white.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartford_Distributors_shooting


The murderer's mommy set up a shrine to him.

http://www.courant.com/hc-pictures-omar-thornton-memorial-fund-201205-001,0,5494726.photo
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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 03:40PM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?

Bock bock bock. And I'm about 340 days shy of 40.



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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 08:17PM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?

Bock bock bock. And I'm about 340 days shy of 40.

Jeezzuz, I'm that much older'n ya? What have you been doing?
How come you're not older?

And I think its spelt Byuk byuk byuk ba kaw!



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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 08:28PM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?

Bock bock bock. And I'm about 340 days shy of 40.

Jeezzuz, I'm that much older'n ya? What have you been doing?
How come you're not older?

And I think its spelt Byuk byuk byuk ba kaw!

I've been getting older! And my 13 backyard hens doesn't qualify as a chicken farm (despite my protests to my accountant), Houdini91, did I misinterpret self-depricating humor as a playful jab in my direction?



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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 29, 2012 08:51PM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?

Bock bock bock. And I'm about 340 days shy of 40.

Jeezzuz, I'm that much older'n ya? What have you been doing?
How come you're not older?

And I think its spelt Byuk byuk byuk ba kaw!

I've been getting older! And my 13 backyard hens doesn't qualify as a chicken farm (despite my protests to my accountant), Houdini91, did I misinterpret self-depricating humor as a playful jab in my direction?

Playful jab? You better go barrow some firepower. he's out there on Misery and probably knows all sorts of Survivalist Patriots who will lend him some of their A-salt weapons..
Check your food for taste---don't wanna get a-salted.



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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 30, 2012 12:12AM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?

Bock bock bock. And I'm about 340 days shy of 40.

Jeezzuz, I'm that much older'n ya? What have you been doing?
How come you're not older?

And I think its spelt Byuk byuk byuk ba kaw!

I've been getting older! And my 13 backyard hens doesn't qualify as a chicken farm (despite my protests to my accountant), Houdini91, did I misinterpret self-depricating humor as a playful jab in my direction?

Playful jab? You better go barrow some firepower. he's out there on Misery and probably knows all sorts of Survivalist Patriots who will lend him some of their A-salt weapons..
Check your food for taste---don't wanna get a-salted.

In Canada that would be eh-saulted
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Re: Ban subway trains!
December 31, 2012 03:59PM
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Aside from one loonie from Tiawan (a country some suggest if full of lunatics) all the mass murderers seem to be young white guys from the nice 'burbs living in fantasy worlds.

You might be on to something.

Ban 20 something young white guys in nice 'burbs! Look out, Timmay!

Just those guys and not 20 something white guys that live on chicken farms, right?

Bock bock bock. And I'm about 340 days shy of 40.

Jeezzuz, I'm that much older'n ya? What have you been doing?
How come you're not older?

And I think its spelt Byuk byuk byuk ba kaw!

I've been getting older! And my 13 backyard hens doesn't qualify as a chicken farm (despite my protests to my accountant), Houdini91, did I misinterpret self-depricating humor as a playful jab in my direction?

Playful jab? You better go barrow some firepower. he's out there on Misery and probably knows all sorts of Survivalist Patriots who will lend him some of their A-salt weapons..
Check your food for taste---don't wanna get a-salted.

Gahhh ha, I forgot you haz teh chiggenz too. I have like 30 of them. It's a small farm. Used to have a few ducks and turkeys too. And hey now, I don't swing that way, dudebrah.If I'm gonna playfully jab anyone, it' gon' be dem stank-ass hoes at work. spinning smiley sticking its tongue out

And yeah, I don't really know any of those sorts. Just some toothless inbred shit-kickers telling me about how purdy my mouth is. confused smiley



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Re: Ban subway trains!
January 04, 2013 07:53PM




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Re: Ban subway trains!
January 04, 2013 08:17PM
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Some Vise Grips are you need for a full-auto high-capacity pneumatic weapon! One day I was doing a framing job and using somebody's VERY OLD Bostitch nail gun, no safety. A moment of bad trigger discipline sent a hail of 16d fire across the yard!!!



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Re: Ban subway trains!
January 04, 2013 08:55PM
Those huge nail guns are ridiculous. I can see how people get in trouble with the finishing 1 3/4" guns, I used machine gun mode on mine nailing base and occasionally missed the second nail's aim haha (never hurt anyone/myself, just poked some holes in drywall for the painters grinning smiley ... I dont even want to imagine the damage a framing gun could do.

While we're at it, nails themselves are pretty violent, having to be BEATEN in by hammers. An implement of war, you know!



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Re: Ban subway trains!
January 06, 2013 01:17AM
What a stupid thread!

Are you guys morally bankrupt?

Have you already forgotten the tragedy of TWENTY DEAD CHILDREN that lead to the talk of banning high capacity mags?

It's beyond me, how any of you could make light of that!
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What a stupid thread!

Are you guys morally bankrupt?

Have you already forgotten the tragedy of TWENTY DEAD CHILDREN that lead to the talk of banning high capacity mags?

It's beyond me, how any of you could make light of that!

Yes Morten, they are.
But you can't blame people for things they aren't cognizant of, like morals.



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