Get rich quick

In order to help the Foggs 'move along' so rally can get back to being fun, I thought the collective world wide wisdom of Rally Anarchy could provide some new direction for Foggs to head. Let's try to provide them with some sound financial ideas so they can leave us the fark alone.

How about a Midas Muffler franchise in Amish country?

RV park in Death Valley?

Polaroid kiosk on the Microsoft campus?

Must be lots of idears we can come up with that will exceed the money to be made sanctioning rallies.

What I had gleaned from various sources was El señor Fogg bought Wawwy Amewica primarily as a plaything for Foggy Junior who had graduted from one of the NE Lib'ral Arts colleges where if you give them enough money they'll give you a degree inb somehting, like "marketing" or "Media" or "media marketing" and that hadn't worked out so well since he---and lil bruder were still scampering around Mommy and daddy's house...

So the strategic question may be best answered by a tactic push: what can Junior be distracted by so he wanders off, take lil bruder with him and El señor Fogg eventually notices that Junior is absent and they fold up shop--or make the spare bedroom back into computer game room..

So, what is it that idle live at home with mommy and daddy types are all hot and bothered about? specifically what pass-time could a guy think they can weasel their way in and make a million dollars not doing anything themselves???

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He wants to get rich by screwing people over and not doing any work? Why the hell isn't he running for public office? Maybe we better not give em that idea. How bout we send him to Finland to buy saunas and then send him to his promising new sales territory in Darfur.

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Jay Woodward
Snohomish, WA
'90 Mazdog Frankenprotege
Chronologically, 46...

Seems as though they would be better distracted with young females.

Are those still offered in Craigslist?

Send a few over that are said to be attractive.... Mebbe it will work.

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JohnLane

Overkill is consistently more fun

Better them than us, eh?

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Jay Woodward
Snohomish, WA
'90 Mazdog Frankenprotege
Chronologically, 46...

create some form of super-bacteria / virus that causes severe symptoms and is very contagious, but prior to releasing it into the public, also create the medicine to treat said engineered disease so you can charge people for the cure.

also the Fogg Flu sounds catchy.

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