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FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 12:16AM
I have proof that a 2 box car ran in an FIA event in Finland this weekend without a sealed barrier between the fuel cell and occupants of the car. The proof will be back in two weeks time...

The occupants did not die and I observed them competing in the event without burning.

There must be a mistake that it passed FIA scruitineering right?



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 01:47AM
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> I have proof that a 2 box car ran in an FIA event
> in Finland this weekend without a sealed barrier
> between the fuel cell and occupants of the car.
> The proof will be back in two weeks time...
>
> The occupants did not die and I observed them
> competing in the event without burning.
>
> There must be a mistake that it passed FIA
> scruitineering right?


No it is you who are mistaken.

That car did explode, the occupants were burned to a crisp and a flaming hunk of the cell hit you and killed you too.
You're dead, and in Heaven now.

That is the only explanation.

ANYBODY who even looks at a car without a box over the box over the box over the box will always instantly die.

It is written!
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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 02:39AM
Was it a Volvo?

Volvos are boxes, so clearly they're exempt.



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 01:20PM
VW Polo, I think the car # is 112. I will have photographic proof when my brother gets back



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 01:56PM
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> VW Polo, I think the car # is 112. I will have
> photographic proof when my brother gets back


Tom, I know it was your brother, and you probably know about the various stages of grief that councilors talk about when there's been a loss of somebody near, so I can understand that you're in denial but you must steel yourself and face facts.
Your brother is gone, passed over, is past tense, is no longer kicking, he's given up the ghost, is past tense, stiff, pushing up daisies, kapat, gone to his reward.

Face it: Nobody can even look at a car without a box covering a box covering a box without spontaneously combusting.

It has been explained by the Best Experts money can buy numerous times.

So who you gonna get to co-drive now that your brother burned down?
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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 04:31PM
SWWEEEEEEEET!
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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 05:13PM
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> SWWEEEEEEEET!


Sweet that poor Don is up in smoke, and Tom's without a co-driver?
Youse morbid dude.
I don't know if I oughtter send this turbo to you.
Sending it to Tim and when you can behave and show some grief then maybe you can play with a turbo!
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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 05:57PM
Mustafa argued this to death but to no avail!



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 08:09PM
Yeah, the sad part is, it wont matter. Unless they just sealed up the red box too (which I doubt).

Also, I'm sure he's fine, but its lame joking about people dieing.... or maybe I'm old fashioned on that one.



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 10:11PM
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> Yeah, the sad part is, it wont matter. Unless they
> just sealed up the red box too (which I doubt).
>
> Also, I'm sure he's fine, but its lame joking
> about people dieing.... or maybe I'm old fashioned
> on that one.

It's not a matter of being old fashioned,

It's just that you don't understand anything--nothing about context.
Nobody has died, therefore nobody is joking about anybody dying.

God kid are you REALLY saying what you're saying.
It really indicates, illustrates perfectly that your ability to make any but the most simple analysis is undeveloped.

And I did nearly burn myself up, but you know what? I joked about and tried to make others be less bummed out.
That was reality.

The whole idea is non-reality, the bizarre interpertation of the same wording from way back in maybe last century is non-reality---nobody could seriously interpert the rules the way they have been out of any concern for safety---and not require on-board fire supression which unlike the fuel cell wording, unchanged from distant time--has changed in the early 90s to ALL CARS needing fire supression, nothing about this is real..

So making FUN is just that: it's called MOCKERY.

Pull your head out Timm.
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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 04, 2009 11:08PM
Were you born this arrogant? Or do you just practice a lot on 20 year olds who couldn't give a flying fuck what you think about them?



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 05, 2009 01:09AM
Dazed_Driver Wrote:
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> Were you born this arrogant? Or do you just
> practice a lot on 20 year olds who couldn't give a
> flying fuck what you think about them?
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> Feisty Peacock?
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> My noodle I doodled was ate by a poodle

It's not arrogant, it's the simple truth.
You say things which are stupid regardless of age.
But it is your age and the attendant LACK OF DISCERNMENT makes you unable to judge that expressing worry about nobody being burned up, and nobody dying is stupid..

And you ruined yet another thread that people were having fun on.

Go light a match under your shoe.






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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 05, 2009 01:22AM
You're always arrogant. When was the last time you started a fight/argued with someone and AGREED WITH THEM? Someone who isnt close to you?

It doesnt happen. Ever. You'll hunt down someone's entire post history (back when you were, you know, allowed on special stage and could actually do that... easily) just to belittle them online. You can't stand being wrong, and when you are, you don't believe it. You'll skeptically accept that maybe in your infinite wisdom, you could have made a mistake, but never truely accept it. You are by far, the most arrogant person I've EVER met*.

And no thanks, I've been on fire once today. I try to minimize my involvement with igniting myself, but it occasionally happens.



*if you say I'm the most (insert adjective here) person you've ever met, I wont be surprised.



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 05, 2009 08:54AM
Silly immature child, shut the fuck up.
There is no right or wroing here, you were whining about
It's not funny to make joles about people dying" when as I have tried to get ionto your obstinate thick skull NOBODY was dying so making fun is not about anybody dying.


Timmy, it is troubling how stupid you appear sometimes, you sure you're not a girl?
W whiney bitch from Bellevue cause you sound just like one.

The reason I strike you as arrogant is because you've led a very very very protected, life and have so little experience of people, and nobody has ever talked to you as you so clearly need to be talked to, probably because everybody in your whole short soft life has also been insecure in the extreme---insecurity about everything is the defining characterisdtic of people of your socio-economic class---so naturally nobody would dare to talk to you this way cuase there would be such crying that there would never be an end to it.



You are the epitome of the underdeprived, whining suburbanite American.

Shut the fuck up get off this thread.



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Re: FIA scruitinized 2 box fuel cell without barrier???!!!
August 05, 2009 09:19AM
john vanlandingham Wrote:
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> Silly immature child, shut the fuck up.
> There is no right or wroing here, you were whining
> about
> It's not funny to make joles about people dying"
> when as I have tried to get ionto your obstinate
> thick skull NOBODY was dying so making fun is not
> about anybody dying.

While English isn't exactly my native language, I still don't get the point you are trying to make John.
I got it from the beginning that you were only making it up that somebody died - and that was the joke part, because obviously nobody will die just from what was described. I get it...

But wouldn't you still call it "making a joke about somebody dying"?

I'm sure Tim got it as well - eventhough you clearly don't think so - but from where I sit I don't see what other wording Tim should have used.

What I'm trying to say is: I got it - and if I hadn't found it funny - the way that Tim didn't - I would have used the same sentence.
Please explain how to say it any other way?





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