wvonkessler Wilson von Kessler Ultra Moderator Location: Lookout Mountain, GA Join Date: 02/28/2006 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,127 Rally Car: Colts are in Finland; now '87 325i, '89 325i |
https://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/4865088756.html
"Talk about drugs. Driving a car like that, going that fast, it’s like all the drugs at once." - Tommy Byrne "Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?" - The Brain |
Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
My (personal) problem with thinking this is pretty cool,
(other than the sooo tired) : "If It ONLY wassnt wink wink on the LeFt Coast haharr .. more like "If I wasn't just a dreamer/internet racer, and I lived in same same neighborhood as the seller, and he took bitcoin, and and the guy cut price in half..., and if I had somewhere to keep it, and I had a real toolbox full of real banged up/greezy spanners to work on it, and if I had balls enough to drive something less han perfect... but no. ..and yadda blah yadda.. "then I'd lowball the guy, and then fuck yeah, I'd brag on some forum somewhere that I STOLEZ it and yeahh.. "n ff: "....then after 9 years I'd bitch cause it wasn't still 100% FIA legal, never actually do anything with it.." and get my money back at BarrettJackson in spades.. hell, $3k back in 2015 is like, one whole camel now, plus some Yen to get a burka bikini for the 'ol Lady... yeah man, kewl. kewl. " GLWS!!! -Jester Bullshit Lurker, Jr. ____________ lmao. ____________________ eek. wait a sec. * This opening statement, by the (I'm assuming, but it is Portlandia ) Gentleman, states the reason for sale : "I have a new project on the way and the wife says I can only have one." - get. new. wife... , or get wife a racecar. Or something. She obviously tolerates that car, so maybe stack them vertically or something~ get creative man.. keep car, upgrade wife or storage capacity. A Good car cover and some urgency is cheeper than new car,? I hope. I once kept a car project in a garage until they impounded it and tow bill /storage from city was a fraction of what the storage would have been... then took car to different long-term storage... did that for a year and came out better that a stotre-it-yerself bill for 12 months. I liked it. This is just unacceptable to me that there are PNW racer-men living under these gastly conditions... just horrible <shakes head and wrinkled forehead> and also troubling to me is this next statement by the seller : " I've owned this car for the last 5 years and it has been garaged almost the whole time. .. " - well I can relate to that... nonetheless, that is always sad if your only project and you don't work 80 hrs a week delivering granola on your bicycle or hacking NORAD, or a Logger with Nike boots, or a hootowl watcher or whatever this dude does lol .. and that doesn't go with statement #one at all. Only one project and no touch in 5 years, ouch. Hope the incoming car is 2015 legal braaa. lol. My wife is from Oregon you Duckmen, so take a joke and don't start the flaming me or I'll put a shirt and shoes on and we can have an internet-tractor-pull. Wilson, you certainly have a knack for finding shit I like : WVK: Internet Rallye Project Consultant. Match.rallycar Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2015 08:52PM by Yellowhammer. |
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Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
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Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
dirtyunicycles.gov ?
or maybe it's Aztec or Inca... groovy. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2015 07:50PM by Yellowhammer. |
john vanlandingham John Vanlandingham Professional Moderator Location: Ford Asylum, Sleezattle, WA Join Date: 12/20/2005 Age: Fossilized Posts: 14,152 Rally Car: Saab 96 V4 |
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Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
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Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
Someone who has never seen a car carrier before doesn't understand why Wilson would be looking in Portland for shit...
lol. but, man... That's a long drive home from OR to TN, W better pack some granola bars for that loud ride back. What kinda Highway MPG you think that Old Pile gets? Granola bars, Ipod, sleeping bag, crystal meth, gascard, potato chips, Prep-H, and some books on 8-track tape... could be done in say 76.5 hours, total inc. drive to ATL fly to Dallas, layover, then to Portland.. drive back. Oh, and bring wifi hotspot with you to find parts to grab in CO on the way back. Yeah, Jalopnik would send you some stickers for that story! Cmon Wilson, you p-p-pussy. go get it. That's right up yer alley and you know it. * $4200-4500, -delivered to Chattanooga from Portland. should be able to punch in your zip code and have something like that pop-up. The Rally Car delivery App... "I see you are trying to ship a car across land... Can I, the rally paperclip, help you ? lol. I shipped a car (no rush on pickup or del) from Redding, CA to Huntsville, AL for $1250 in 2011. Probably 1500+ now, but with diesel way down, now is the time to ship cross-country I guess. Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2015 10:06PM by Yellowhammer. |
Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
if you're gonna pay over a grand to ship, + don't have re-do the cage :
http://www.rally24.com/rally-cars-for-sale/peugeot-gti-37110.html 1. Pug or something better for 1800-2500 euros that's importable (1990 old enough?) , + shipping from England to ? with all spares in shipping container.. waay closer to rallying , if not runnable as-is, vs. 2. 4k, maybe 3500 for this Asconee + Shipping from OR to ? . hmmm. I think about stuff like this more and more.... |
Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
damn. http://www.rally24.com/rally-cars-for-sale/audi-quattro-36945.html
how much is 10k euros right now ? |
Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
$11,306.35 oi. 2.2 20v, cage, done. Wilson... Im done whoring up yer thread. but damn, wow. 11k for a old quattro just wow. shit, I might be up to that much money I've dumped over the last 6-7 years in a pos Rabbit GTI that I have a love/hate relationship with )> after the telethon, then Dowton Abbey : 'This Old Track Car'...next on PBS. slams head on the desk. sigh. |
wvonkessler Wilson von Kessler Ultra Moderator Location: Lookout Mountain, GA Join Date: 02/28/2006 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 1,127 Rally Car: Colts are in Finland; now '87 325i, '89 325i |
Off your meds Barnett?
"Talk about drugs. Driving a car like that, going that fast, it’s like all the drugs at once." - Tommy Byrne "Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?" - The Brain |
Yellowhammer John Barnett Mega Moderator Location: Bama Join Date: 03/13/2008 Age: Possibly Wise Posts: 113 Rally Car: I really have one and use it. |
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