welcome to ME!!

Morten Wrote:
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> Sounds logical, except for the dick part.

Try it and see what happens. I can't be any worse than your current procedures.


> However, my garage floor is not level and slopes
> into a lane. I can't push the car forward (uphill)
> and if I push it back, then it'll block the lane.
>
> Can you visualize that or do you need pics ?

Yeah, I get the picture. Tell you what....

Lay down behind the car. Have someone put the car in neutral and release the handbrake. You know what will happen? You'll put me out of my misery.

"Have someone put the car in neutral and release the handbrake."

You're not too bright are you ?

If I had someone to release the handbrake, then I'd have someone to help me push the car back in the garage from the lane wouldn't I ?

These are statements, rhetorical questions of sorts so no answers or comeback from you is necessary.

Hey JB, I have been know by so many differnt names I don't worry cause intent is what counts. I've been John, Johnny, Juan, Juanito, Jon, Jan, Gianni, and sometimes even Zhang Wei Han, all depending on who's calling.
Last name already has been fucked up from the West Flemish it's supposed to be, and I sometimes spell poorly in other languages so I can't get excited.
The actual real worst anybody killed the last name was my alchoholic 7th Grade Coach who could barely read (I grew up in the US south for the most part) who was reading it:
Vanlandi
Vanderlandig
Vanlaning
VanLand-damn-your-soul-sonnofabitch-why-don't-ya-git-an-easier-name-to-say!!

It was so snappy, it stuck

What's the JB stand for and whaddya do to pay the rent?
You came with sus padres?
Permanente rezidentski?

Why Bawlmer?
You gonna go to Cherokee Trails?

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Sleezattle, WA, USA

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john vanlandingham Wrote:
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> Last name already has been fucked up from the West
> Flemish it's supposed to be, and I sometimes spell
> poorly in other languages so I can't get excited.

> What's the JB stand for and whaddya do to pay the
> rent?
> You came with sus padres?
> Permanente rezidentski?
> Why Bawlmer?
> You gonna go to Cherokee Trails?



johnny chimpo, i am so sorry not to excite you with my, wait a minute, no i am glad i don't excite you!

to answer your questions, since 8th grade JB stands for James Bond. sometimes they're like "shut up, what's your real name?" then i know i got their attention. but sometimes they're like "yeah ok, whatever" then it's back to my beer or snakebite (the kind with black current and a shot of vodka is my favorite). so which one will it be?

i work in a cubicle, i type TPS reports..... for a public transportation company (business development associate is my title)

yep, at 13 you dont really have much of a choice, you follow where the padres take you.

be-more be-cause.... dunno the original reason but stayed for Johns Hopkins where pops now sometimes works.

not going to go to cherokee trails, i'll be in iceland! how about you, will you be there?

i know y'all hate it but i'll be at STPR. that's only 3hrs away and i'll have a motorcycle then so it'll be a lot easier to get to the stages. might head west to the good ol WV rally too. never been there, is it worth it?