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Fawking morons...

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Fawking morons...
June 22, 2008 11:01AM
Brent and I went to town yesterday at around 5pm. As we pulled up to the stop sign on the hiway , a white 90ish Accord went past us at well over 80 mph. 45 mph speed limit. We felt the air off the car as it passed, 2 wheels over the fog line. I watched briefly as it passed, commenting on his ancestry. He ran upon the ass end of a white Chev 4x4 and slammed on his brakes. I looked back to the road as I pulled out. We we got to town, 2 miles, a city cop was just pulling out and hurrying towards that end of town. Since we live out of town I wasn't sure...

So we get back home 10 minutes later and low and behold, below our house on the hiway is 3 cop cars, ambulance, white Chevy 4x4 and a Honda, wheels up, in the ditch. One guy being extracted on a backboard, blood, glass, stuff everywhere.

Apparently just after I looked away this guy whipped the wheel to pass the Chev and spun. He crossed the center line and hit the ditch . Rolled 3 times hitting a utility pole after 2 rolls. Landed with drivers roof crushed to the dash. I went over to talk to the cops and filled out a witness statement..gotta help the bastard out ya know...I could smell beer about 60 feet away.

The driver was somehow unhurt, other than scratches, passenger was alive and transported by ambulance to hospital. Cuts everywhere. Dog was ejected but survived. People in the Chev were a little rattled, the Honda passed them while rolling. I saw the guy handcuffed, about 25years old, baseball cap on backwards and being questioned as he was led past to the cop car.

Officer:" Is your license revoked?"
Asshole:"uh, no"
Officer: "When was your last DUI?"
Asshole:"Uh, it was ..." then I couldn't hear anymore

5pm, nice day, 2 lane nice road, drunk, huge speed, at least his 2nd offence. I hope the SOB spends some serious in jail. Like to see my tax dollars doing some good.
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Re: Fawking morons...
June 22, 2008 11:35AM
It's people like that........



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Re: Fawking morons...
June 22, 2008 02:03PM
As Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."
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Re: Fawking morons...
June 22, 2008 09:00PM
hopefully he didn't end up hurting anyone else....I swear to god, drunks are anti-darwinism....they always survive...



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Re: Fawking morons...
June 22, 2008 10:17PM
Tom B Wrote:
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> hopefully he didn't end up hurting anyone
> else....I swear to god, drunks are
> anti-darwinism....they always survive...
>
> Dr. Dick | Fine Tuning | Bow Wow | DemonRally
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> I spent 90% of my money on good whiskey and
> women..........the rest of it I wasted...

That's because they are limber!





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Re: Fawking morons...
June 23, 2008 03:04PM
I hope his dog bites him!



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Re: Fawking morons...
June 23, 2008 04:06PM
They should forcibly remove the seatbelts in non-racing vehicles. Sure, some people would be excited, but when the dullards met with a pole or Peterbuilt, the Idiocracy would be delayed!



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Re: Fawking morons...
June 25, 2008 11:46AM
But my Play staytion rally game is just like real racing ...That was told to me one time ..by a Gen Y'er ..Know joke..

The gene pool needs some more chlorine
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Re: Fawking morons...
July 12, 2008 12:08PM
This winner needs to 'slip and fall' on his way to jail.

I'm so sick of this manner of trash doing the same thing again and again.



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