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Lars The Norvegian

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Lars The Norvegian
March 10, 2006 04:54PM
Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday
Night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

Now, all of Lars's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were prohibited from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful of being led into the sin of coveting their neighbor's steaks that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Lars, and suggested that Lars convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Lars attended Mass. And as the priest sprinkled holy water over Lars, he said,
"You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are Catholic."

Lars's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison once again filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Lars's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Lars, he stopped in amazement and watched.

There stood Lars, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you are a walleye.




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Re: Lars The Norvegian
March 10, 2006 05:18PM
Hahahah not bad




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Re: Lars The Norvegian
March 11, 2006 04:52PM
Ja, gut von. But the Lutherans follow Lent too.

But if the Pope ever approves birth control for Catholics, we will be up to our necks in Scandinavian Lutherans. The Lutherans refuse to do anything the Pope says.




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Re: Lars The Norvegian
March 12, 2006 12:33PM
Ya......Lutheran.... Also known as 'Catholic lite.'

If memory serves...... All the guilt without the little whores that we remember from the Catholic Schools. Goodness......If we are going to have the guilt we should at LEAST have the fun that goes along with!!



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