Quote of the day

Found a place to get a bunch of quotes. Just change the driver name in the address bar to someone famous.
http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/marcus_gronholm

“The conditions are awful, I hate them. I have been driving like my grandmother. Still, it's my first time out with Ford and I'm leading the Monte Carlo rally ... that's not so bad.” - Marcus Gronholm

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Grant Hughes

“I am relaxed because I am a little bit faster than Sebastien.”

MG

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In the long run reality always wins.

I'm bummin', they don't have one of my faves, by Mikkola, where he says something like "I wass going very fast, ahh, faster den I coot see, and den it wass 90left and I rrrolled it"

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Jay Woodward
Snohomish, WA
'90 Mazdog Frankenprotege
Chronologically, 46...

Hey JVAB,

I know I am aging but didn't you post a link to a Finnish language demo site in a previous life? Does anyone else remember this? You could type in your quote and it would generate speech from the text. If you typed in English you would get Finnish accented English back. Think of the possibilites...

Tony

Tony the wierdest thing was something that maybe only somebody as fucked up linguistically as I could really find understandable and funny:
run ordinary Swedish thru the "Enchefizer" which translated the Swedish into "Swedish Chef".

Amazingly EVERTHYING that came out sounds, or reads, like Mäkinen speaking.

I peed myself laughing.

I'll look
Just remember: in Finnish, replace all B with P, and all G with K, roll you Rs.

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John Vanlandingham
Sleezattle, WA, USA

Vive le Prole-le-ralliat

www.rallyrace.net/jvab
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I've yet to hear any Finnish that does not sound of swearing.

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JohnLane

Overkill is consistently more fun

This really has no roots of rally persona attached, but I really like bash.org for the quotes that come up.. here's one, that's possibly tangentially related to rally..

'#13599 +(386)- [X]

<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..'

that one isn't even really that great, but it does mention Skoda.



--sarge

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Jorden R. Kleier
Baraboo, Wisconsin, USA
1990 Mazdog Protege 4WD
1973

Solberg

"We had mousse problem"

Commentator

"You had moose problem ???? How ??? Where ??? "

Solberg

"Yeah mousse, you know, on the stage"

Commentator

"There was a moose on the stage ? "

Me

"Fuuuuuukin dumbass ! "

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Cheers
M.Samli
Phoenix AZ
Gaylant VR4
EVO III GSR (Stolen)


Rallies are no place for traitors

sagsert Wrote:
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> Solberg
>
> "We had mousse problem"
>
> Commentator
>
> "You had moose problem ???? How ??? Where ??? "
>
> Solberg
>
> "Yeah mousse, you know, on the stage"
>
> Commentator
>
> "There was a moose on the stage ? "
>
> Me
>
> "Fuuuuuukin dumbass ! "
>
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'Thud"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Sound of me laughing my ass off...)

Cheers indeed,
Thanks Mustafa!