I've been running around the internet lately, looking for stuff beyond my normal favorite saved bookmarks. Some of the stuff is pretty good, like the Zombie Apocalypse story Ballistic-Deanimation, some not so good and then I found this
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson1.html
I got a good chuckle out of it.
It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.
William Ralph Inge
TANSTAAFL