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john vanlandingham
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Re: Gnu an de bock
February 15, 2006 09:19PM
Taro Wrote:
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> Yeah, I hope I can make it down there, I think I
> killed the clutch in the civic today, it's
> shuttering like sonofabitch when I start out, and
> the tranny is making a terrible racket, but I'll
> see if fluid will make that go away,
Taro, that's a great idea: pour fluid all over the clutch, the shuddering should go
away mas rapido!


and maybe do
> the clutch this weekend if I get the time.
> And by the way, I'm not sure what's wrong with
> this computer, its at an internet cafe, and for
> some reasons the apostrophes don't work. at least
> they didn't until this post.
> Hmm, figure that one out.

> Hey Kirby, wanna give me a ride if my car is
> fucked? there is beer and gas money in it for you
> if you're a good pal!
Hey Taro, Kirby is maybe coming down, maybe we might see if he or "youse guys" can hook up with Crazy Adam already in Bellingham.
Bring your sleep-y-bag, and bring a family sized bottle of HP sauce!
There should be room in the corner of the room or on the couch, maybe you and Kirby and Rallybitch and some of her butch friends can zip all your sleep-y-bags together and stay warm that way.

> Cheers
>
> Taro
>
> Taro Snell
> Gabriola Is, Colombie Britannique, Canuckistan
> 1979 Volvo 240 GrF....eventually






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Re: Gnu an de bock
February 15, 2006 09:29PM
hee hee should be good times I figures. Whos bringing the bbq for service?
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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 10:21PM
Typical girl, posts once, never comes back..... must have gone shopping, saw something shiny, and got distracted.



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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 10:29PM
A Prada bag, a Tiffany ring, oh wait she's Candienne, FOOD, she got distracted by FOOD.

I love it when they talk the talk but when it comes to action they sit.



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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 11:05PM
OK Taro and Kirby
Adam just confirmed we got a kitchen Suite.
So you guys at least have to try and look passably "service-y".
Ball caps, scowl. Talk about "I think your blow off valve my be causeing boost creep!! (pretty good on a NA car) and "At next service we'll check the bull gear and lube the hiefer shaft!!"
OK work out how your getting here.




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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 11:08PM
Pssst John,

You have a looooooong corridor for me too ?

And I snore like an RX7 without a muffler. NOT !



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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 11:10PM
I have practice at looking servicecy. You have to be perpetually dirty, It may look like your tanned but thats just dirt off the car known as the weekend-long "RALLY TAN". And be able to constantly spew war stories from services past. "I remember this one time at ojibwe the car came in on three wheels with no boost and a slipping clutch.....etc" I'm sure we will do fine.



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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 11:13PM
Should I be mentally preparing to drive the Motorsport Tuning van or has alternate transportation been arranged?



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Re: New on the block
February 15, 2006 11:25PM
Skye Wrote:
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> Should I be mentally preparing to drive the
> Motorsport Tuning van or has alternate
> transportation been arranged?
>
> ______
> Undercover Canadian evildoer
> Rally car's almost done I swear...
> www.rallyrace.net
Yeah Skye we probably will take the street Xratty and Adam is stinkin abooot taking his street GTS to be a rolling spares depot.
Well figure sumpin.

Who's gonna zip their sleepy bag up with the savage Turk????
What was that infamous Turkish saying "Round is round and if Allah wanted you you to put it in THERE for fun, he would have made it shaped like a hatchet!!"






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Re: New on the block
February 16, 2006 01:23AM
I'll be driving a rental. I get into Seattle at 8:00am



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Re: New on the block
February 16, 2006 02:03AM
We gonna put you on the floor, too?
Lesse
Adam and sweetie
me, Chissita and Annoushka BooBoo
Kevvi Hoilansainalainen
Spokane Scott
Kirby and Taro and maybe Rallybitch from BC

And Mustafa
9-10 people, we'll be the Ghetto Team
Everybody chip in $5.00 a night and it'll be paid!!

How much work can a Toiletta Commodah need???



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Re: New on the block
February 16, 2006 04:28AM
whooo HA!
you northerns decide to stop in b'ham on the way down and we'll set you up right.
grab the big or small weber BBQ.
anyone standing within 10 feet of our service rig will end up w/ crane rally crew
uniforms, (OK maybe the first 4 people)

with john as my codriver, there'll be trouble enough for everyone.
how much of the EGR stuff should I rip and block?

stock rotors are 11 dollars apiece from napa. perks of industry. pads from the dealer next door? slightly more.

the clutch MC wont serve as hyd handbrake. leaks, and poop. pedal felt awful. didnt bother with bracketry.




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Re: Gnu an de bock
February 16, 2006 09:25AM
The reason I put the this transmission in is because my old did just that, spew fluid all over the clutch. But now this one is making a really terrible weeering noise in neutral and lower gears. I just hope the clutch doesnèt grenade before I can get it changed. Fuck I hate a hour and 15 minute commute into vancouver every day. I miss my home in the boonies.
But yeah kirby, send me an email if we can cruise together or not.
Cheers

Taro

P.S
Where the shit did she get off toÉ she starts a topic about penis welding or some such, and then it turns into a sausage fest. Hate girls who donèt finish what the started.




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Re: Gnu an de bock
February 16, 2006 09:32AM
Taro...

Check you Inbox.

And if you're staying at 128th Street and 96th Avenue...

You should be driving to the closets Skytrain station (less than 5KM) from you, and then taking the train to Downtown. I'll save you time and cost the same or less than gas for your car, it'll take less time too.
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Re: New on the block
February 16, 2006 11:23AM
What a bunch of whining sissy's !!!

I don't log on for a day and the grief you guys are sending my way... perhaps before I leave if I bend you over and do you with my strap-on then you won't be as needy ?

I shouldn't have cally myself "Rally Bitch", I should have called myself "Babysitter of Dorks" !

Anyways to the comedian that suggested a Golf for me, very funny. My uncle has always made fun of that car. I think he calls it "the Krauts answer to the GLC". Americans have had a history of naming some of their cars after horses and leave it to the Germans to name a car after the Easter Bunny (Rabbit). Then after the Easter Bunny fad wears thin, they name it after a sport.

Thanks but no thanks.

Yeah you guys are right, I do like to shop.

The sex shop comes to mind, a girl has to keep herself busy while you guys are wrenching away. I have 2 older brothers, and I grew up tagging along. I'd consider myself feminine with Tomboy tendencies.

I do like speed, and after a couple of year of competitive downhilling on my mountain bike - I'm really for something new. I know I'm not the first woman out behind the wheel in the bush (I refuse to call it the woods) and that was never my intention. I'm not looking to win, but I am looking to hand a few of you testorone driven dorks your asses on a platter. When I'm not active in sport, I enjoy going to the salon to have my nails done, and being a girly girl.

That's the beauty of it, being beat on stage by a girly girl.

Rome wasn't built in a day and neither will my skills behind the wheel. But from what I've seen some of you haven't even started building, and have never heard of Rome.

The weekend packed into a hotel room with 10 guys passed out on the floor, bathtub,
piled on a bed.. while it sounds like a cozy video moment, we're not going to be able to make it.

My girlfriends and I head South every February for 2 weeks. Seems that there's plenty of great deals ($1300CAD) for 2 weeks all inclusive in the Dominican including airfare from Vancouver. But hey.. enjoy sleeping in your coveralls on top of one another.

I've been considering a few cars.

My uncle has an old Ford Capri 2800 (I think that's what it is), how are getting parts for this car. I used to have a convertible RX7 that I liked. How are Rx7's for rally and if it's a possible then what generation ?

Lets have some suggestions.

Next time you guys are whining about me not logging in for a day, I want you to think about you bent over in front of this :







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